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Colemanballs

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92:, presenting a Saturday night 15-minute roundup of the day's football in the Midlands. A technical hitch occurred and there was a black-out, but Coleman could be heard calling out to the technician in the studio, "Trust you to make a balls of that." Coleman's association with these verbal slips is so strong that he is often given erroneous credit for the earliest example specifically referenced as a Colemanballs; in fact the broadcaster responsible was a fellow BBC commentator, 139:
sounding rough?", "with half of the race gone, there is half of the race still to go", "There is nothing wrong with the car, apart from that it is on fire", "That car is totally unique, apart from the car behind it, which is identical", and "The gap between them is now nine-tenths of a second; that's
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goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall! And it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres." In spite of these statements, which earned him the nickname "The Master of the
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frequently featured in the column. His excitable delivery led to so many mistakes that they began to be labelled "Murrayisms". Examples include "We've had cars going off left, right and centre", "do my eyes deceive me, or is
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s "Colemanballs" column has now expanded to include occasional quotes from sportsmen themselves (e.g.
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The term "balls" was first associated with Coleman in 1957 when he was at
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Index

Private Eye
gaffes
sports commentators
BBC
David Coleman
September 11, 2001, attacks
Diana, Princess of Wales
gaffes
Murray Walker
Boris Johnson
BBC Midlands
Sutton Coldfield
Ron Pickering
1976 Summer Olympics
Montreal
Cuban
gold medallist
Alberto Juantorena
motor racing
Murray Walker
Senna
Lotus
Frank Bruno
John Major
malapropisms
Jerry Coleman
Rich Folkers
Winfield
Malaprop
Baseball Hall of Fame

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