Knowledge

Jewish humor

Source 📝

3078:
French hell, everyone spends the day walking along the boulevards and feasting in bistros. Then, at midnight, everyone is placed in the most boiling-hot water until morning." The man: "Oy, sounds terrible." The angel: "It is." The man: "So what's American hell?" The angel: "Well, in American hell, everyone spends the day watching movies and eating fast-food. Then, at midnight, everyone is placed in the most boiling-hot water until morning." The man: "Oy, sounds terrible." The angel: "It is." The man: "So what's Israeli hell?" The angel: "Well, in Israeli hell, you live on a kibbutz: you wake up at dawn to work all day in the fields, at lunch you get some bread and cheese. Then, at midnight, everyone is placed in the most boiling-hot water until morning." The man: "That sounds horrible, why would anyone want Israeli hell?"
2698:"It contains virtually every important element of the Yiddish-speaking mind-set in easily accessible form: the constant tension between the Jewish and the non-Jewish; the faux naivete that allows the old man to pretend that he isn't disturbing anyone; the deflation of the other passenger's hopes, the disappointment of all his expectations after he has watered the Jew; and most importantly of all, the underlying assumption, the fundamental idea that kvetching—complaining—is not only a pastime, not only a response to adverse or imperfect circumstance, but a way of life that has nothing to do with the fulfillment or frustration of desire." 51: 2994: 2753: 1588: 1487:
humorist, like the prophet, would basically take people to task for their failings. The humor of Eastern Europe especially was centered on defending the poor against the exploitation of the upper classes or other authority figures, so rabbis were made fun of, authority figures were made fun of and rich people were made fun of. It really served as a social catharsis.
3091: 2679:, am I thirsty; oy, am I thirsty", to the annoyance of the other passengers. Finally, another passenger gets a cup of water from the drinking fountain and gives it to the old man, who thanks him profusely and gulps it down. Feeling satisfied, the other passenger sits down again, only to hear "Oy, was I thirsty; oy, was I thirsty". 2734:
Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?" Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling." The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor
1974:
It is said that after God made the world, he filled it with people. He sent off an angel with two sacks, one full of wisdom and one full of foolishness. The second sack was much heavier. So after a time it started to drag. Soon it got caught on a mountaintop and so all the foolishness spilled out and
2273:
A Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for a quick nine holes by himself. An angel who happened to be looking on immediately notified his superiors that a grievous sin was being committed. On the sixth hole, God caused a mighty wind
2036:
The town of Chełm decided to build a new synagogue. So, some strong, able-bodied men were sent to a mountaintop to gather heavy stones for the foundation. The men put the stones on their shoulders and trudged down the mountain to the town below. When they arrived, the town constable yelled, "Foolish
2707:
Many Jewish jokes involve a rabbi and a Christian clergyman, exploiting different interpretations of a shared environment. Often they start with something like "A rabbi and a priest..." and make fun of either the rabbi's interpretation of Christianity or (seeming) differences between Christian and
3077:
A man dies and comes up to the heavenly court to be judged. An angel informs him that he has to serve some time in hell, but not to worry, he can choose between three different hells: French hell, American hell and Israeli hell. Asks the man: "What's the difference?" Answers the angel: "Well, in
1486:
You have a lot of shtoch, or jab humor, which is usually meant to deflate pomposity or ego, and to deflate people who consider themselves high and mighty. But Jewish humor was also a device for self-criticism within the community, and I think that's where it really was the most powerful. The
1967:" (David R. Godine, 1978) treats the wise men less as fools than as an "echt Chelm" of true scholars who in their narrow specialized knowledge are nonetheless knowledgeable but lacking sense. The poetry of is supposedly the discovered lost manuscripts of the wise men of Chelm. 2107:
was performed in New York City. He is also the protagonist in a new series of comics for children with the titles The Adventures of Hershele, Hershele Rescues the Captives, Hershele and the Treasure in Yerushalayim, Hershele makes the Grade, and Hershele Discovers America.
2494:
A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved. "What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen
2388:"I had my faith. My faith as a Jew kept me strong. Come." He leads them to a small glen, where stands an opulent temple, made entirely from palm fronds, coconut shells and woven grass. The news cameras take pictures of everything – even a 1773:
is even more powerful. He was walking once, and there was a huge mountain in his path. He waved his handkerchief, and there was mountain on the right, mountain on the left, but no mountain in the middle!" Said the third, "Ha! That is still nothing! My
2499:
Later that day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. "What shall I pay you, my son?" "No price, for a man of the cloth such as yourself." And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen
2037:
men! You should have rolled the stones down the mountain!" The men agreed this was an excellent idea. So they turned around, and with the stones still on their shoulders, trudged back up the mountain, and rolled the stones back down again.
1650:
Two Rabbis argued late into the night about the existence of God, and, using strong arguments from the scriptures, ended up indisputably disproving His existence. The next day, one Rabbi was surprised to see the other walking into the
1768:
is very powerful. He was walking once, and there was a big lake in his path. He waved his handkerchief, and there was lake on the right, lake on the left, but no lake in the middle." To which the second retorted, "That's nothing. My
2348:
Jokes have been made about the shifting of gender roles (in the more traditional Orthodox movement, women marry at a young age and have many children, while the more liberal Conservative and Reform movements make gender roles more
1645:
Because religion was such an important part of life in Jewish communities, much of the humor which was developed in them is centered on the relationship between Judaism, the individual Jew and the Jewish community as a whole.
1690:
Two Rabbis were discussing their problems with squirrels in their synagogue attic. One Rabbi said, "We simply called an exterminator and we never saw the squirrels again." The other Rabbi said, "We just gave the squirrels a
1665:
The part left out is the fact that it was traditional to go to services, regardless of what one believed, and the rabbi was merely following that tradition. This is like the story of the boy who tells his rabbi he can't
1425:
Jewish humor is rooted in several traditions. Jewish humor can be found in one of history's earliest recorded documents, the Hebrew Bible, as well as the Talmud. In particular, the intellectual and legal methods of the
2005:(communal prayer) in the morning. Every time it snowed, the people would complain that, although the snow was beautiful, they could not see it in its pristine state because by the time they got up in the morning, the 2369:
At an Orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant. At a Conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant. At a Reform wedding, the rabbi is pregnant. At a Reconstructionist wedding, the rabbi and her wife are both
2471:
The Priest says: "I draw a circle on the ground, take the offering, and throw it up into the air. Any money that falls outside the circle is for the Lord, and the money that falls inside the circle is for me."
2174:, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we're on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!" 1882:. The jokes were almost always about silly solutions to problems. Some of these solutions display "foolish wisdom" (reaching the correct answer by the wrong train of reasoning), while others are simply wrong. 3593: 2735:
Johnson, were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling." Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?"
2510:
trimmed. "What do you want I should pay you?" "Nothing, for a man of God such as yourself." And the next morning, what do you know? The barber finds on his doorstep – a dozen rabbis!
1911: 1495:. The development of the entertainment industry, combined with the tradition of Jewish humor, provided a potential route where Jews could succeed. One of the first successful radio " 3465: 1380:, and then, it flourished in twentieth-century America, arriving with the millions of Jews who emigrated from Eastern Europe between the 1880s and the early 1920s. Beginning on 2911:
An old Jewish man was finally allowed to leave the Soviet Union, to emigrate to Israel. When he was searched at the Moscow airport, the customs official found a bust of Lenin.
1784:(Saturday, the holy day in Judaism, on which it is forbidden to handle money), and there was a wallet crammed full of cash in his path. He waved his handkerchief, and it was 3987: 2831: 2474:
The Reverend says: "I do things almost the same, except the money that falls outside the circle is my salary, and the money that falls inside the circle is for the Lord."
2478:
The Rabbi says: "I do things quite different. I take the offering, throw it up into the air, and pray: "Lord take whatever You need, and feel free to send back the rest."
3450: 3249: 1916:
who wrote stories in verse. The latter achieved great popularity in the Soviet Union in Russian and Ukrainian translations, and were made into several animated films.
2077:. The rabbi was plagued by frequent depressions, and Hershele served as a sort of court jester, mocking the rabbi and his cronies, to the delight of the common folk. 1413:
considered Jewish humor unique in that its humor is primarily derived from mocking the in-group (Jews) rather than the "other". However, rather than simply being
3148: 2712:
A Catholic priest says to a rabbi, "It seems to me that, since the Creator made pork, He must have made it for some purpose. Therefore, it must be a sin not to
1075: 3081:
The angel: "'Midnight' isn't exactly midnight...the water isn't exactly hot...we could probably work out some sort of deal and maybe get you a schnitzel..."
1188: 3352: 1133: 2190:"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps." 1491:
After Jews began to migrate to America in large numbers, they, like other minority groups, found it difficult to gain mainstream acceptance and obtain
3264: 3189: 2522: – how I would love to taste it one last time before I die." So one of his sons hurries down to the kitchen, but he returns empty-handed. 1812:), that we put in it." "Let me have some", he requested. Joshua replied, "For those who observe Shabbat, it works; for those who don't, it doesn't." 1343:
in the ancient Middle East, but the most famous form of Jewish humor consists of the more recent stream of verbal and frequently anecdotal humor of
1314: 1178: 3065:
An elderly man refuses to leave for the air raid shelter until he can find his dentures. His wife yells at him, "What, you think they are dropping
2558:
A Jewish girl bemoans, "Finally, I meet a nice, rich Jewish boy! He's just like papa. He looks like him. He acts like him. Oy vey, mama hates him!"
3110: 2643: 3238: 3234:, Jan-Feb, 2002) wrote, "While Jews make up only about 3 percent of the U.S. population, 80 percent of professional comics are Jewish." Accessed 2269:
One common strain of Jewish humor examines the role of religion in contemporary life, often gently mocking the religious hypocrite. For example:
1478:
used to poke fun at prominent members of the community during weddings, creating a good-natured tradition of humor as a levelling device. Rabbi
3957: 3901: 3847: 3506: 3314: 2953:
is that?" That is Lenin! The sonofabitch! I will put him on display in my toilet for all the years he prevented an old man from coming home.
3057:
humor featured many of the same themes as Jewish humor elsewhere, making fun of the country and its habits, while containing a fair bit of
1670:(pray), because he no longer believes in God. The rabbi merely tells him, "Yes God, no God: doesn't matter! Three times a day, you DAVEN!" 1964: 2063:, a ritual slaughterer. According to legend he lost his job because of his constant joking, which offended the leaders of the village. 3801: 3256:, writes, "Most of the comedians that made us all laugh in the 1950s, '60s and '70s were Jewish." Similarly, Drew Friedman (author of 2382:
A man is rescued from a desert island after 20 years. The news media, amazed at this feat of survival, ask him to show them his home.
1735:
A: Yes, as long as your seat belt remains fastened. In this case, it is considered that you are not riding, you are wearing the plane.
1384:
and continuing on radio, stand-up, film, and television, a disproportionately high percentage of American comedians have been Jewish.
3664: 3391: 3972: 3939: 3919: 3884: 3869: 3832: 3785: 3767: 3752: 3720: 3688: 3625: 3041: 2800: 1627: 1545:, were Jewish. The Jewish comedy tradition continues today, with Jewish humor much entwined with mainstream humor, as comedies like 1442:, it belongs to the owner of the dovecote. If it is found outside the limit of fifty cubits, it belongs to the person who finds it. 251: 4008: 3099: 2224:, they gathered at the synagogue. Suddenly, the rabbi came running up, and cried, "Wonderful news! The murdered girl was Jewish!" 1501: 3353:"Talmudic Humor and the Establishment of Legal Principles: Strange Questions, Impossible Scenarios, and Legalistic Brainteasers" 3125:
constructs, such as "fancy-schmancy". Yiddish constructions—such as ending sentences with questions—became part of the verbal
2186:, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi, "I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it." 857: 3566: 2314:
The Orthodox rabbi asks, "What is this...'lobster'...thing?" The Conservative rabbi doesn't know what to say, muttering about
3669: 3271:: "Somebody said, 'You could do an Old Protestant Comedian book,' and I said, 'Well, that would be a pamphlet, wouldn't it?'" 3019: 2778: 2049:, also known as Hershel of Ostropol, was a legendary prankster who was based on a historic figure. Thought to have come from 1609: 3547: 3246: 3379:
Judeo-Spanish and Turkish Proverbs and Idioms with Djoha and HodjaNasrettin: Questioning Wittiness via Conceptual Metaphors
3015: 2774: 1605: 1445:
Rabbi Jeremiah asked: If one foot of the fledgling is within fifty cubits and one foot is outside of it, what is the law?
1221: 1128: 1080: 906: 896: 2616:"But that's enough about me," says Miriam. "I hear your son Isaac has a very successful neurology practice in Brooklyn!" 1874:
for their foolishness. These stories often center on the "wise" men and their silly decisions, similarly to the English
1307: 1166: 2328:
In particular, Reform Jews may be lampooned for their rejection of traditional Jewish beliefs. An example, from one of
3660:
Sover, Arie. 2021. Jewish Humor: An outcome of Historical Experience, Survival, and Wisdom. London: Cambridge Scholars
1984:. He put the live fish underneath his coat and the fish slapped his face with its tail. He went to the Chełm court to 1226: 954: 170: 2872:
Comrade Lev, why now, just when things are getting better for your people, are you applying for an exit visa to make
3413: 2626:
Continues Miriam, "And that's to say nothing of Reuven. Our first Jewish President of the United States... and he's
4013: 2423:
Jewish humor continues to exploit stereotypes of Jews, both as a sort of "in-joke", and as a form of self-defence.
1907: 837: 233: 195: 165: 2443:
The man asked, "Where do you get coffee and pie for seventy-three cents in New York? It costs at least a dollar!"
2358: 1723:, one prominent type of Jewish humor involves clever, often legalistic, solutions to Talmudic problems, such as: 1470:
is an egalitarian tradition in which the powerful were frequently mocked subtly, rather than attacked overtly—as
1262: 1216: 337: 190: 180: 2441:"Please, sir," he pleaded to a passerby, "could you spare seventy-three cents for a cup of coffee and some pie?" 4018: 3982: 3004: 2763: 2424: 560: 136: 3432: 3364: 2009:
had already trekked through the snow. The townspeople decided that they had to find a way to be woken up for
3023: 3008: 2782: 2767: 1808:"Why does the Sabbath dish have such a fragrant odor?" Joshua said "We have a certain spice called Shabbat ( 1598: 1300: 1287: 1085: 435: 143: 131: 4028: 3815: 3338: 3261: 2218:, one village had a rumor going around: a Christian girl was found murdered near their village. Fearing a 2183: 1530: 1505:, featured a Jewish family. As radio and television matured, many of its most famous comedians, including 1366:
During the nineteenth century, modern Jewish humor emerged among German-speaking Jewish proponents of the
1267: 1161: 997: 901: 794: 620: 347: 209: 2518:
A Jewish man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his children. "Ah," he says, "I can smell your mother's
3330: 3114: 2396:"Come with me." He leads them around to the far side of the island. There, in a shady grove, is an even 2316: 2167: 1886: 605: 238: 228: 221: 3281: 3235: 2386:"How did you survive? How did you keep sane?" they ask him, as he shows them around the small island. 2066:
In his subsequent wanderings throughout Ukraine, he became a familiar figure at restaurants and inns.
3163: 3138: 2291: 2070: 1553: 992: 921: 916: 847: 515: 505: 2433:, and other stereotyped habits are all common subjects. Frugality has been frequently singled out: 3806: 3153: 2935:
The old man arrived at Tel Aviv airport, where an Israeli customs official found the bust of Lenin.
2258: 2163: 2046: 1805: 1686:
among its children and it has also been lamenting the absence of them as they grow into adulthood.
1683: 872: 827: 630: 555: 243: 150: 2080:
After his death he was remembered in a series of pamphlets recording his tales and witty remarks.
3209: 2131: 2100: 1875: 1845:
A number of traditions in Jewish humor date back to stories and anecdotes from the 19th century.
1406: 1123: 1050: 852: 799: 535: 475: 445: 377: 332: 295: 285: 216: 2650:
A Jewish man in a hospital tells the doctor he wants to be transferred to a different hospital.
2302:
An Orthodox, a Conservative, and a Reform rabbi are each asked whether one is supposed to say a
2158:"On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were 1902: 160: 2889:
and he tells me that after they get rid of you communists, they are coming next after the Jews.
2261:
found that 42 percent of American Jews rated humor as essential to their Jewish identity.
1919:
Other notable adaptations of folklore Chełm stories into the mainstream culture are the comedy
3968: 3953: 3935: 3915: 3897: 3880: 3865: 3843: 3828: 3781: 3763: 3748: 3716: 3684: 3659: 3621: 3502: 3444: 3310: 3304: 3122: 1953: 1854: 1356: 1231: 1060: 938: 911: 879: 832: 816: 694: 575: 372: 3496: 1829:, while not funny in and of themselves, are rich in humorous incidents. The dealings between 1347:
which took root in the United States during the last one hundred years, it even took root in
3925: 3907: 3477: 3201: 3190:"The Anti-Gospel of Lenny, Larry and Sarah: Jewish Humor and the Desecration of Christendom" 3106: 2287: 2278:
The angel was horrified. "A hole in one!" he exclaimed, "You call this a punishment, Lord?!"
2123: 1960: 1817: 1414: 1360: 1359:, with theological satire becoming a traditional way to clandestinely express opposition to 1257: 1171: 1118: 867: 684: 525: 394: 302: 200: 185: 126: 86: 63: 3378: 2634:"Ah yes," replies Sharon, disappointment creeping into her voice. "Reuven... the one who's 3726: 3399: 3268: 3253: 3242: 3158: 2612:
Miriam and Sharon, long-time friends, are catching up on one another's lives by telephone.
2601: 2525: 2392:
made from banana leaves and written in octopus ink. "This took me five years to complete."
2153: 1859: 1826: 1749: 1679: 1566: 1492: 1385: 1183: 1113: 1055: 1007: 886: 789: 652: 440: 367: 312: 307: 175: 121: 116: 111: 106: 101: 91: 74: 2957:
When he arrived at his family's house in Jerusalem, his grandson saw him unpack the bust.
1879: 2486:
Did you hear they built the first Starbucks in Israel? There's a fork in the sugar bowl.
2414:
attend. That other place? Hah! I wouldn't set foot in that other temple if you PAID me!"
1885:
Many of these stories have become well-known thanks to storytellers and writers such as
4023: 3978: 3481: 2685: 2563: 2295: 2144: 2127: 1526: 1518: 1467: 1377: 1348: 1344: 1282: 1205: 1102: 842: 739: 470: 430: 273: 263: 96: 42: 34: 2731:
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game.
4002: 3859: 3853: 3615: 3529: 3213: 2815: 2456: 2241: 2233: 2149: 2083:
He was the subject of several epic poems, a novel, a comedy performed in 1930 by the
2074: 1932: 1924: 1667: 1571: 1479: 1410: 1002: 862: 759: 689: 485: 480: 460: 455: 357: 342: 81: 3930: 3791: 3773: 3095: 3058: 2827: 2823: 2819: 2536:
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother he got a part in the school play.
2205: 2112: 2087:, and a U.S. television programme in the 1950s. Two illustrated children's books, 2084: 1985: 1522: 1514: 1506: 1065: 981: 495: 420: 362: 155: 50: 2594:"David? Ach, don't ask – he's living in Miami with a man named Miguel." 1448:
It was for this question that Rabbi Jeremiah was thrown out of the House of Study
3551: 2274:
to take the ball directly from the tee to the cup – a miraculous shot.
3611: 3598: 3417: 3143: 2993: 2752: 2691: 2350: 2329: 2142:
in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading
2139: 2096: 1948: 1890: 1692: 1587: 1558: 1542: 1538: 1471: 964: 719: 520: 500: 1390:
estimated in 1978 that 80 percent of professional American comics were Jewish.
3945: 3640: 3226:
While numbers are inevitably fuzzy, Paul Chance, reviewing Lawrence Epstein's
2362: 1901:(published in English translation in 1973), and the great Soviet Yiddish poet 1534: 1510: 1381: 1039: 959: 754: 729: 530: 510: 410: 2437:
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street in New York City with his tin cup.
2019:
The people of Chełm hit on a solution: they got four volunteers to carry the
3571: 3126: 2848: 2429: 1652: 1456: 674: 415: 327: 17: 2883:
Well, comrade, there are two reasons. One is that my next-door neighbor is
3205: 2931:
is that?" That is Lenin! The genius who thought up this worker's paradise!
2023:
around on a table when there was fresh snow in the morning. That way, the
1995: 1980:
One Jewish Chełm resident bought a fish on Friday in order to cook it for
1438:
The Mishnah states: If a fledgling bird is found within fifty cubits of a
3118: 3066: 2304: 2054: 1863: 1547: 1439: 1394: 1368: 949: 784: 744: 714: 669: 600: 290: 3090: 2467:
A Catholic priest, a Reverend, and a Rabbi are discussing their income.
2519: 2059: 2050: 1981: 1894: 1780: 1728: 1612: in this section. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. 1475: 1340: 1332: 1022: 1012: 764: 749: 699: 635: 580: 550: 450: 352: 322: 280: 268: 258: 2228:
This one combines accusations of the lack of patriotism, and avarice:
1710:
Answer: That's easy. They're the only normal ones in the congregation.
1466:
A more recent tradition which originated in the Jewish communities of
3054: 2885: 2874: 2676: 2341: 2309: 2237: 2220: 2214: 2159: 2001: 1871: 1834: 1720: 1496: 1427: 1402: 1373: 1017: 891: 779: 774: 709: 704: 679: 659: 640: 625: 590: 585: 565: 545: 540: 465: 425: 317: 1434:, in order to tease out the meaning of religious law. For example: 1430:, which uses elaborate legal arguments and situations often seen as 2148:! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of 1474:
once put it, "Oppressed people tend to be witty." Jesters known as
3089: 2620: 2506: 2354: 1830: 1745: 1460: 1431: 1398: 1336: 1328: 1150: 769: 724: 664: 610: 595: 490: 2532:
Or, about traditional roles of men and women in Jewish families:
3694: 3674: 2245: 1809: 645: 615: 570: 405: 3466:"Larry David's "Dark Talmud"; or Kafka in prime time" 2400:
beautiful temple. "This one took me twelve years to complete!"
2987: 2746: 1581: 734: 3617:
Born To Kvetch: Yiddish Language and Culture in All Its Moods
3498:
Defining the Yiddish nation: the Jewish folklorists of Poland
2546:
Frowning, the mother says, "Go back and tell them you want a
1661:"Yes, what does that have to do with it?" replied the other. 1393:
Jewish humor is diverse, but most frequently, it consists of
3912:
Jewish Humor: What the Best Jewish Jokes Say About the Jews.
3892: 3877:
Life Is Like a Glass of Tea. Studies of Classic Jewish Jokes
3567:"Survey: Being Jewish means being funny, and that's no joke" 3061:
as well, as a joke from a 1950 Israeli joke book indicates:
3981:(1969, Tel Aviv). "Sefer Habdikhah ve-hakhidud," 3 vols. ( 3228:
The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America
2248:!" "Oh good. Could you tell me where I might get my share?" 3109:
words may sound comical to an English speaker. Terms like
2394:"Amazing! And what did you do for the next fifteen years?" 3699: 2716:
it, don't you think? So, will you finally eat some pork?"
2212:
During the days of oppression and poverty of the Russian
1574:
analyzes the nature of Jewish jokes, among other things.
3501:. Wayne State University Press. pp. 13, 49, 64–65. 3431:
Service, David Briggs, Religion News (19 January 2007).
3414:"Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Most Jewish Comedy Show Ever" 2899:
I know, I know, of course you are right! And that's the
2738:
Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"
2664:"No, everyone on the staff is fine. I can't kvetch." 1965:
Chelmaxioms : The Maxims, Axioms, Maxioms of Chelm
1708:
Question: How can you always spot a convert to Judaism?
3117:) were exploited for their humorous sounds, as were " 2542:"The part of a Jewish husband," says the boy, proudly. 2504:
Later that day, Rabbi Finklestein comes in to get his
2192:"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official. 1988:
and the court sentenced the fish to death by drowning.
3778:
More of the Best of Milton Berle's Private Joke File.
2675:
An old Jewish man riding on a train begins to moan: "
1752:
bragging about their teachers' miraculous abilities:
1658:"I thought we had agreed there was no God," he said. 2336:
We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A
2282:
Answered God with a sly smile, "So who can he tell?"
3893:
Adirondack Mendel's Aufruf: Welcome to Chelm's Pond
1866:(Yiddish: כעלעם, Hebrew: חלם; often transcribed as 3683:, originally published by Harper Perennial (1981) 2832:History of the Jews in Russia and the Soviet Union 2654:The doctor says "What's wrong? Is it the food?" 2540:"That's wonderful!" says the mother, "Which part?" 2138:Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a 2095:, have been published. Both books were written by 1727:Q: Is one permitted to ride in an airplane on the 2933:The official laughed and let the old man through. 2069:Eventually he settled down at the court of Rabbi 2459:? "Pardon me ladies, but is ANYTHING all right?" 2402:"But sir" asks the reporter, "Why did you build 2240:headquarters: "Is it true that we Jews sold out 1704:Jews often mock their own negative stereotypes. 3075: 3063: 2909: 2867: 2837: 2729: 2710: 2688:: Yiddish Language and Culture in All Its Moods 2673: 2648: 2610: 2588: 2572: 2556: 2534: 2516: 2492: 2484: 2465: 2453: 2435: 2380: 2367: 2334: 2300: 2271: 2230: 2210: 2180: 2136: 2034: 1991: 1978: 1972: 1802: 1754: 1725: 1719:In the tradition of the legal arguments of the 1706: 1688: 1648: 1484: 1436: 3931:Shtick Shift: Jewish Humor in the 21st Century 3700:Jewish Jokes Comedy Comics and Humor at Oy Vey 1417:, it also contains an element of self-praise. 2894:But they will never get rid of us communists! 1837:, and peasants form a rich tapestry of lore. 1778:is the most powerful. He was walking once on 1355:was developed in the Jewish community of the 1308: 8: 3449:: CS1 maint: multiple names: authors list ( 3111:shnook and shmendrik, shlemiel and shlimazel 2600:"I know – why couldn't he find a 2455:What did the waiter ask the group of dining 2312:food, normally not eaten by religious Jews). 1409:, mocking religious and secular life alike. 3433:"Jewish humor pushes limits on stereotypes" 3022:. Unsourced material may be challenged and 2865:Or, in the last years of the Soviet Union: 2781:. Unsourced material may be challenged and 1567:Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious 3665:San Diego Jewish Chronicle on Jewish Humor 2861:A misfortune is to have such a "fortune". 2666:"Then why do you want to be transferred?" 1372:(Jewish Enlightenment), it matured in the 1315: 1301: 29: 3464:Rosenberg, Roberta (September 22, 2013). 3247:reviewing the same book on Jewlarious.com 3042:Learn how and when to remove this message 2955:The official laughed and let him through. 2801:Learn how and when to remove this message 2660:"No, the room is fine. I can't kvetch." 2656:"No, the food is fine. I can't kvetch." 1999:used to go around waking everyone up for 1970:Here are a few examples of a Chełm tale: 1628:Learn how and when to remove this message 3670:Funny People - A Film About Jewish Humor 3594:"The 10 Best, Most Classic Jewish Jokes" 2945:What is that? What is that?! Don't say " 2923:What is that? What is that?! Don't say " 1459:-derived folk character who is known as 1455:A Sephardic tradition is centered on a 3565:Grosman, Cathy Lynn (October 1, 2013). 3180: 2447:The beggar replied, "Who buys retail?" 2200:And another example, a direct slice of 1748:miracle stories" and involve different 41: 3825:Oy! The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes. 3810:, Vol 121, April 2006, No 4, pp. 47–54 3695:The Jewish jokes of a word in your eye 3442: 3303:Salvatore Attardo (25 February 2014). 2967:Who is that? Who is that?! Don't say " 1935:, published in English translation as 3470:Studies in American Jewish Literature 3245:25 March 2007. Comedian Mark Schiff, 3098:" on a car, a humorous parody of the 2979:, my child, is eight pounds of gold! 2708:Jewish interpretation of some areas. 2089:The Adventures of Hershel of Ostropol 1862:makes fun of the Jewish residents of 1482:, a scholar of Jewish humor, argued: 1335:dates back to the compilation of the 7: 3679:Novak, William & Waldoks, Moshe 3335:God Laughed: Sources of Jewish Humor 3020:adding citations to reliable sources 2779:adding citations to reliable sources 2683:A version of that joke is quoted in 2524:"Sorry, papa. She says it's for the 2196:"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi. 2122:Much Jewish humor takes the form of 1943:(Solomon Simon, 1965), and the book 1899:The Fools of Chełm and Their History 1610:adding citations to reliable sources 3282:"Behavior: Analyzing Jewish Comics" 3262:interview on Fridays with Mr. Media 2365:, all of which leads to this joke: 2320:. The Reform rabbi says, "What's a 2053:, he lived in the small village of 2031:would not leave tracks in the snow. 3675:Harry Liechter's Jewish Humor site 3482:10.5325/studamerjewilite.32.2.0167 3309:. SAGE Publications. p. 542. 2618:"Yes, yes," says Sharon. "I could 2027:could make his wake up calls, but 1951:. The animated short film comedy 1405:, and the themes of it are highly 25: 3357:Thalia: Studies in Literary Humor 3149:List of American Jewish comedians 2818:in general, or more specifically 2722:try some, Father – at 2590:"Sarah, how's that boy of yours?" 2378:practice of the Jewish religion: 2361:movement was the first to ordain 3495:Itzik Nakhmen Gottesman (2003). 2992: 2751: 2743:Jewish humor in the Soviet Union 2182:After the assassination of Tsar 2170:in America. But now that I read 2093:Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins 1586: 49: 3840:Oy! The Great Jewish Joke Book. 2374:Often jokes revolve around the 2308:(blessing) over a lobster (non- 1695:, and we never saw them again." 1597:needs additional citations for 1076:List of Jews in the visual arts 27:Wit and humor in Jewish culture 3802:"Why Jews Laugh at Themselves" 3760:The Genius of the Jewish Joke. 3073:Israelis' view of themselves: 2842:Rabinovich, what is a fortune? 1893:-winning Jewish writer in the 1351:. In its early form, European 1189:Jewish athletes and Yom Kippur 1: 3950:No Joke: Making Jewish Humor. 3864:Univ. of Pennsylvania Press. 3306:Encyclopedia of Humor Studies 2130:, acting as a shield against 1923:("The Wise Men of Chelm") by 1841:Eastern European Jewish humor 1682:community has been lamenting 1564:In his essay which is titled 1081:List of Jewish film directors 3392:"What's with Jewish comedy?" 3351:Hershey H. Friedman (2004). 2847:A fortune is to live in our 2332:'s early stand-up routines: 2244:?" "Damn right, you filthy 2103:. In 2002, a play entitled 1744:Some jokes make fun of the " 3879:. Aarhus University Press. 2578:so much to ask from a child 2286:Or, on differences between 1957:also recounts Chełm tales. 1432:so absurd as to be humorous 4045: 3548:"Hershele the Storyteller" 3390:Jeff Berkwits (Aug 2004). 2353:, even ordaining women as 2134:by exploiting them first: 2110: 2017:making tracks in the snow. 1939:(Solomon Simon, 1945) and 1852: 1451:-- Talmud (Bava Batra 23b) 1179:Jewish Sports Hall of Fame 3983:The Book of Jokes and Wit 3738:Wit and Wisdon of Israel. 2427:, "cheapness"/frugality, 1760:are bragging about their 252:Jewish diaspora languages 3965:The Joy of Jewish Humor. 3681:Big Book of Jewish Humor 3530:"Chelm, Poland (45- 60)" 3484:– via go.gale.com. 3396:San Diego Jewish Journal 3363:(1). fn1. Archived from 3329:Hershey H. Friedman and 2856:And what's a misfortune? 2118:Humor about antisemitism 2105:Hershele the Storyteller 1684:the rate of assimilation 4009:Jewish comedy and humor 3952:Princeton Univ. Press. 3890:Sandor Schuman (2012). 3875:Richard Raskin (1992). 3713:500 Great Jewish Jokes. 3260:), in a March 22, 2007 3194:American Jewish History 2828:Russian political jokes 2562:Or, on parenting (from 2178:Or, on a similar note: 2132:antisemitic stereotypes 1825:The lives of the early 1288:Category:Jewish culture 1086:Jews in American cinema 3967:Simon & Schuster. 3838:David Minkoff (2008). 3823:David Minkoff (2006). 3816:Old Jews Telling Jokes 3758:Arthur Berger (1997). 3620:. St. Martin's Press. 3339:Transaction Publishers 3188:Tanny, Jarrod (2015). 3115:inherently funny words 3102: 3083: 3071: 2981: 2905: 2863: 2740: 2728: 2718:The rabbi replies, "I 2700: 2681: 2672: 2640: 2606: 2584: 2560: 2552: 2530: 2512: 2488: 2480: 2461: 2449: 2416: 2372: 2346: 2326: 2284: 2250: 2226: 2198: 2184:Alexander II of Russia 2176: 2039: 2033: 1990: 1977: 1823: 1798: 1737: 1712: 1697: 1663: 1655:for morning services. 1489: 1453: 1349:secular Jewish culture 1162:List of Jews in sports 3743:Noah BenShea (1993). 3736:Elliot Beier (1968). 3331:Linda Weiser Friedman 3206:10.1353/ajh.2015.0023 3129:of Jewish comedians. 3093: 2696: 2257:A 2013 survey by the 2253:American Jewish humor 1941:More Wise Men of Helm 1887:Isaac Bashevis Singer 1792:on the left, but not 3963:Ralph Woods (1969). 3827:Thomas Dunne Books. 3813:Sam Hoffman (2010). 3745:Great Jewish Quotes. 3645:The Joys of Yinglish 3554:on October 27, 2009. 3420:. 29 September 2017. 3258:Old Jewish Comedians 3164:Category:Purim humor 3139:Happiness in Judaism 3016:improve this section 2824:Russian Jewish jokes 2775:improve this section 2582:after all I've done? 2410:"This is the temple 2232:Post-Soviet Russia. 2152:, or, God forbid, a 2071:Boruch of Medzhybizh 1937:The Wise Men of Helm 1897:language, who wrote 1606:improve this article 1554:Curb Your Enthusiasm 1167:Association football 506:Crossing the Red Sea 3934:. Barricade Books. 3914:Harper Paperbacks. 3807:Commentary Magazine 3614:(August 25, 2005). 3377:Fazıla Derya AGİŞ, 3154:The Bible and humor 2662:"Is it the staff?" 2528:(mourning period)." 2259:Pew Research Center 2099:and illustrated by 2047:Hershele Ostropoler 2042:Hershele Ostropoler 2013:without having the 1929:The Heroes of Chelm 1806:Joshua ben Hananiah 1740:Tales of the Rebbes 556:Gathering of Israel 234:Judeo-Tripolitanian 3747:Ballantine Books. 3711:Jay Allen (1990). 3437:chicagotribune.com 3267:2007-06-21 at the 3252:2020-10-28 at the 3241:2007-03-14 at the 3113:(often considered 3103: 2703:About Christianity 2658:"Is it the room?" 2596:"That's terrible!" 2574:Is one Nobel Prize 2101:Trina Schart Hyman 2073:, grandson of the 1876:Wise Men of Gotham 1407:anti-authoritarian 1124:Biblical cosmology 1051:Ancient Jewish art 800:Valley of the ants 536:Conquest of Canaan 476:Sodom and Gomorrah 4014:Jewish literature 3958:978-0-691-14946-2 3902:978-0-9886285-0-2 3848:978-1-906217-62-4 3534:www.jewishgen.org 3508:978-0-8143-2669-5 3316:978-1-4833-4617-5 3284:. October 2, 1978 3123:shm-reduplication 3052: 3051: 3044: 2811: 2810: 2803: 2670:"I can't kvetch!" 2359:Reconstructionist 1954:Village of Idiots 1945:Chelmer Chachomim 1921:Chelmer Chachomim 1855:Wise Men of Chelm 1638: 1637: 1630: 1357:Holy Roman Empire 1327:The tradition of 1325: 1324: 1217:Ancient Israelite 1061:Judeo-Tat theatre 576:David and Goliath 16:(Redirected from 4036: 3991: 3926:Simcha Weinstein 3908:Joseph Telushkin 3796:Out of my Trunk. 3647: 3638: 3632: 3631: 3608: 3602: 3590: 3584: 3583: 3581: 3579: 3562: 3556: 3555: 3550:. Archived from 3544: 3538: 3537: 3526: 3520: 3519: 3517: 3515: 3492: 3486: 3485: 3461: 3455: 3454: 3448: 3440: 3428: 3422: 3421: 3410: 3404: 3403: 3402:on May 11, 2008. 3398:. Archived from 3387: 3381: 3375: 3369: 3368: 3367:on May 23, 2016. 3348: 3342: 3327: 3321: 3320: 3300: 3294: 3293: 3291: 3289: 3278: 3272: 3232:Psychology Today 3224: 3218: 3217: 3185: 3047: 3040: 3036: 3033: 3027: 2996: 2988: 2820:Rabinovich jokes 2806: 2799: 2795: 2792: 2786: 2755: 2747: 2340:Reform rabbi. A 2124:self-deprecating 1975:fell into Chełm. 1961:Allen Mandelbaum 1915: 1821: 1700:Self-deprecating 1633: 1626: 1622: 1619: 1613: 1590: 1582: 1561:films indicate. 1415:self-deprecating 1361:Christianization 1317: 1310: 1303: 526:Ten Commandments 53: 30: 21: 4044: 4043: 4039: 4038: 4037: 4035: 4034: 4033: 4019:Yiddish culture 3999: 3998: 3996: 3992:) - in Hebrew). 3985: 3762:Jason Aronson. 3727:Morey Amsterdam 3708: 3706:Further reading 3656: 3651: 3650: 3639: 3635: 3628: 3610: 3609: 3605: 3591: 3587: 3577: 3575: 3564: 3563: 3559: 3546: 3545: 3541: 3528: 3527: 3523: 3513: 3511: 3509: 3494: 3493: 3489: 3463: 3462: 3458: 3441: 3430: 3429: 3425: 3412: 3411: 3407: 3389: 3388: 3384: 3376: 3372: 3350: 3349: 3345: 3328: 3324: 3317: 3302: 3301: 3297: 3287: 3285: 3280: 3279: 3275: 3269:Wayback Machine 3254:Wayback Machine 3243:Wayback Machine 3225: 3221: 3187: 3186: 3182: 3177: 3172: 3159:Holocaust humor 3135: 3088: 3086:Role of Yiddish 3048: 3037: 3031: 3028: 3013: 2997: 2986: 2971:is that?" say " 2963: 2958: 2956: 2954: 2949:is that?" say " 2941: 2936: 2934: 2932: 2927:is that?" say " 2919: 2912: 2895: 2890: 2879: 2857: 2852: 2843: 2807: 2796: 2790: 2787: 2772: 2756: 2745: 2717: 2705: 2667: 2665: 2663: 2661: 2659: 2657: 2655: 2651: 2646:(complaining), 2631: 2625: 2617: 2613: 2602:nice Jewish boy 2597: 2595: 2591: 2579: 2575: 2568:Haikus for Jews 2543: 2541: 2537: 2523: 2501: 2496: 2475: 2473: 2468: 2444: 2442: 2438: 2421: 2407: 2401: 2395: 2393: 2387: 2383: 2313: 2279: 2275: 2267: 2255: 2193: 2191: 2187: 2157: 2154:self-hating Jew 2120: 2115: 2044: 2018: 1986:submit a charge 1905: 1860:Jewish folklore 1857: 1851: 1843: 1822: 1816: 1804:Caesar said to 1796:in the middle!" 1742: 1732: 1717: 1709: 1702: 1680:American Jewish 1676: 1643: 1641:Religious humor 1634: 1623: 1617: 1614: 1603: 1591: 1580: 1493:upward mobility 1423: 1321: 1292: 1274: 1273: 1272: 1252: 1251: 1238: 1237: 1236: 1211: 1210: 1195: 1194: 1193: 1184:Maccabiah Games 1156: 1155: 1140: 1139: 1138: 1108: 1107: 1092: 1091: 1090: 1056:Yiddish theatre 1045: 1044: 1029: 1028: 1027: 987: 986: 971: 970: 969: 944: 943: 928: 927: 926: 912:Medieval Hebrew 822: 821: 806: 805: 804: 653:Jewish folklore 441:Forbidden Fruit 400: 399: 384: 383: 382: 368:Judeo-Malayalam 176:Lishanid Noshan 69: 68: 28: 23: 22: 15: 12: 11: 5: 4042: 4040: 4032: 4031: 4026: 4021: 4016: 4011: 4001: 4000: 3994: 3993: 3979:Alter Druyanov 3976: 3961: 3943: 3923: 3905: 3888: 3873: 3851: 3836: 3821: 3811: 3799: 3789: 3780:Castle Books. 3771: 3756: 3741: 3734: 3731:Keep Laughing. 3724: 3707: 3704: 3703: 3702: 3697: 3692: 3677: 3672: 3667: 3662: 3655: 3652: 3649: 3648: 3633: 3626: 3603: 3592:Jenny Singer, 3585: 3557: 3539: 3521: 3507: 3487: 3476:(2): 167–186. 3456: 3423: 3405: 3382: 3370: 3343: 3337:, New Jersey: 3322: 3315: 3295: 3273: 3219: 3200:(2): 167–193. 3179: 3178: 3176: 3173: 3171: 3168: 3167: 3166: 3161: 3156: 3151: 3146: 3141: 3134: 3131: 3087: 3084: 3050: 3049: 3000: 2998: 2991: 2985: 2982: 2809: 2808: 2759: 2757: 2750: 2744: 2741: 2704: 2701: 2694:, who writes, 2686:Born To Kvetch 2457:Jewish mothers 2425:Jewish mothers 2420: 2417: 2266: 2265:About religion 2263: 2254: 2251: 2128:Jewish culture 2119: 2116: 2043: 2040: 1993:In Chełm, the 1878:or the German 1853:Main article: 1850: 1847: 1842: 1839: 1814: 1788:on the right, 1741: 1738: 1716: 1713: 1701: 1698: 1675: 1672: 1642: 1639: 1636: 1635: 1594: 1592: 1585: 1579: 1576: 1527:Phyllis Diller 1519:Henny Youngman 1468:Eastern Europe 1422: 1419: 1378:Russian Empire 1345:Ashkenazi Jews 1323: 1322: 1320: 1319: 1312: 1305: 1297: 1294: 1293: 1291: 1290: 1285: 1283:Portal:Judaism 1279: 1276: 1275: 1271: 1270: 1265: 1260: 1254: 1253: 1250: 1249: 1245: 1244: 1243: 1240: 1239: 1235: 1234: 1229: 1224: 1219: 1213: 1212: 1209: 1208: 1202: 1201: 1200: 1197: 1196: 1192: 1191: 1186: 1181: 1176: 1175: 1174: 1169: 1158: 1157: 1154: 1153: 1147: 1146: 1145: 1142: 1141: 1137: 1136: 1131: 1129:Mathematicians 1126: 1121: 1116: 1110: 1109: 1106: 1105: 1099: 1098: 1097: 1094: 1093: 1089: 1088: 1083: 1078: 1073: 1068: 1063: 1058: 1053: 1047: 1046: 1043: 1042: 1036: 1035: 1034: 1031: 1030: 1026: 1025: 1020: 1015: 1010: 1005: 1000: 995: 989: 988: 985: 984: 978: 977: 976: 973: 972: 968: 967: 962: 957: 952: 946: 945: 942: 941: 935: 934: 933: 930: 929: 925: 924: 919: 914: 909: 904: 899: 894: 889: 876: 875: 870: 865: 860: 855: 850: 845: 840: 835: 830: 824: 823: 820: 819: 813: 812: 811: 808: 807: 803: 802: 797: 792: 787: 782: 777: 772: 767: 762: 757: 752: 747: 742: 737: 732: 727: 722: 717: 712: 707: 702: 697: 692: 687: 682: 677: 672: 667: 662: 649: 648: 643: 638: 633: 628: 623: 618: 613: 608: 603: 598: 593: 588: 583: 578: 573: 568: 563: 558: 553: 548: 543: 538: 533: 528: 523: 518: 513: 508: 503: 498: 493: 488: 483: 478: 473: 471:Tower of Babel 468: 463: 458: 453: 448: 443: 438: 433: 431:Garden of Eden 428: 423: 418: 413: 408: 402: 401: 398: 397: 391: 390: 389: 386: 385: 381: 380: 375: 370: 365: 360: 355: 350: 345: 340: 335: 330: 325: 320: 315: 310: 305: 300: 299: 298: 288: 283: 278: 277: 276: 271: 261: 247: 246: 241: 236: 231: 229:Judeo-Moroccan 226: 225: 224: 222:Judeo-Baghdadi 206: 205: 204: 203: 193: 188: 183: 178: 173: 168: 163: 158: 153: 140: 139: 134: 129: 124: 119: 114: 109: 104: 99: 94: 89: 84: 71: 70: 67: 66: 60: 59: 58: 55: 54: 46: 45: 43:Jewish culture 39: 38: 26: 24: 14: 13: 10: 9: 6: 4: 3: 2: 4041: 4030: 4029:Ethnic humour 4027: 4025: 4022: 4020: 4017: 4015: 4012: 4010: 4007: 4006: 4004: 3997: 3989: 3984: 3980: 3977: 3974: 3973:0-671-10355-5 3970: 3966: 3962: 3959: 3955: 3951: 3947: 3946:Ruth R. Wisse 3944: 3941: 3940:1-56980-352-8 3937: 3933: 3932: 3927: 3924: 3921: 3920:0-688-16351-3 3917: 3913: 3909: 3906: 3903: 3899: 3895: 3894: 3889: 3886: 3885:87-7288-409-6 3882: 3878: 3874: 3871: 3870:0-8122-7910-7 3867: 3863: 3861: 3860:Sigmund Freud 3858:The Jokes of 3855: 3854:Elliott Oring 3852: 3849: 3845: 3841: 3837: 3834: 3833:0-312-37434-8 3830: 3826: 3822: 3819: 3817: 3812: 3809: 3808: 3803: 3800: 3797: 3793: 3790: 3787: 3786:0-7858-0719-5 3783: 3779: 3775: 3772: 3769: 3768:1-56821-997-0 3765: 3761: 3757: 3754: 3753:0-345-38345-1 3750: 3746: 3742: 3740:Peter Pauper. 3739: 3735: 3732: 3728: 3725: 3722: 3721:0-451-16585-3 3718: 3714: 3710: 3709: 3705: 3701: 3698: 3696: 3693: 3690: 3689:0-06-090917-X 3686: 3682: 3678: 3676: 3673: 3671: 3668: 3666: 3663: 3661: 3658: 3657: 3653: 3646: 3642: 3637: 3634: 3629: 3627:0-312-30741-1 3623: 3619: 3618: 3613: 3607: 3604: 3601: 3600: 3595: 3589: 3586: 3574: 3573: 3568: 3561: 3558: 3553: 3549: 3543: 3540: 3535: 3531: 3525: 3522: 3510: 3504: 3500: 3499: 3491: 3488: 3483: 3479: 3475: 3471: 3467: 3460: 3457: 3452: 3446: 3438: 3434: 3427: 3424: 3419: 3415: 3409: 3406: 3401: 3397: 3393: 3386: 3383: 3380: 3374: 3371: 3366: 3362: 3358: 3354: 3347: 3344: 3340: 3336: 3332: 3326: 3323: 3318: 3312: 3308: 3307: 3299: 3296: 3283: 3277: 3274: 3270: 3266: 3263: 3259: 3255: 3251: 3248: 3244: 3240: 3237: 3233: 3229: 3223: 3220: 3215: 3211: 3207: 3203: 3199: 3195: 3191: 3184: 3181: 3174: 3169: 3165: 3162: 3160: 3157: 3155: 3152: 3150: 3147: 3145: 3142: 3140: 3137: 3136: 3132: 3130: 3128: 3124: 3120: 3116: 3112: 3108: 3101: 3097: 3092: 3085: 3082: 3079: 3074: 3070: 3068: 3062: 3060: 3059:gallows humor 3056: 3046: 3043: 3035: 3032:February 2022 3025: 3021: 3017: 3011: 3010: 3006: 3001:This section 2999: 2995: 2990: 2989: 2984:Israeli humor 2983: 2980: 2978: 2974: 2970: 2966: 2961: 2952: 2948: 2944: 2940:What is that? 2939: 2930: 2926: 2922: 2918:What is that? 2917: 2913: 2908: 2904: 2902: 2898: 2893: 2888: 2887: 2882: 2877: 2876: 2871: 2866: 2862: 2860: 2855: 2850: 2846: 2841: 2836: 2835: 2833: 2829: 2825: 2821: 2817: 2816:Russian jokes 2805: 2802: 2794: 2791:November 2021 2784: 2780: 2776: 2770: 2769: 2765: 2760:This section 2758: 2754: 2749: 2748: 2742: 2739: 2736: 2732: 2727: 2725: 2721: 2715: 2709: 2702: 2699: 2695: 2693: 2689: 2687: 2680: 2678: 2671: 2668: 2652: 2647: 2645: 2639: 2637: 2632: 2629: 2623: 2622: 2614: 2609: 2605: 2603: 2598: 2592: 2587: 2583: 2580: 2576: 2571: 2569: 2565: 2559: 2555: 2551: 2549: 2544: 2538: 2533: 2529: 2527: 2521: 2515: 2511: 2509: 2508: 2502: 2497: 2491: 2487: 2483: 2479: 2476: 2469: 2464: 2460: 2458: 2452: 2448: 2445: 2439: 2434: 2432: 2431: 2426: 2418: 2415: 2413: 2408: 2405: 2399: 2391: 2384: 2379: 2377: 2371: 2366: 2364: 2360: 2356: 2352: 2345: 2343: 2339: 2333: 2331: 2325: 2323: 2319: 2318: 2311: 2307: 2306: 2299: 2297: 2293: 2289: 2283: 2280: 2276: 2270: 2264: 2262: 2260: 2252: 2249: 2247: 2243: 2242:Mother Russia 2239: 2235: 2229: 2225: 2223: 2222: 2217: 2216: 2209: 2207: 2206:gallows humor 2203: 2197: 2194: 2188: 2185: 2179: 2175: 2173: 2169: 2165: 2161: 2155: 2151: 2147: 2146: 2141: 2135: 2133: 2129: 2125: 2117: 2114: 2109: 2106: 2102: 2098: 2094: 2090: 2086: 2081: 2078: 2076: 2075:Baal Shem Tov 2072: 2067: 2064: 2062: 2061: 2057:, working as 2056: 2052: 2048: 2041: 2038: 2032: 2030: 2026: 2022: 2016: 2012: 2008: 2004: 2003: 1998: 1997: 1989: 1987: 1983: 1976: 1971: 1968: 1966: 1962: 1958: 1956: 1955: 1950: 1946: 1942: 1938: 1934: 1930: 1926: 1925:Aaron Zeitlin 1922: 1917: 1913: 1909: 1904: 1900: 1896: 1892: 1888: 1883: 1881: 1877: 1873: 1870:) in eastern 1869: 1865: 1861: 1856: 1848: 1846: 1840: 1838: 1836: 1832: 1828: 1819: 1813: 1811: 1807: 1801: 1797: 1795: 1791: 1787: 1783: 1782: 1777: 1772: 1767: 1763: 1759: 1753: 1751: 1747: 1739: 1736: 1733: 1730: 1724: 1722: 1714: 1711: 1705: 1699: 1696: 1694: 1687: 1685: 1681: 1673: 1671: 1669: 1662: 1659: 1656: 1654: 1647: 1640: 1632: 1629: 1621: 1618:February 2018 1611: 1607: 1601: 1600: 1595:This section 1593: 1589: 1584: 1583: 1577: 1575: 1573: 1572:Sigmund Freud 1569: 1568: 1562: 1560: 1556: 1555: 1550: 1549: 1544: 1540: 1536: 1532: 1528: 1524: 1520: 1516: 1512: 1508: 1504: 1503: 1502:The Goldbergs 1498: 1494: 1488: 1483: 1481: 1480:Moshe Waldoks 1477: 1473: 1469: 1464: 1462: 1458: 1452: 1449: 1446: 1443: 1441: 1435: 1433: 1429: 1420: 1418: 1416: 1412: 1411:Sigmund Freud 1408: 1404: 1400: 1396: 1391: 1389: 1388: 1383: 1379: 1375: 1371: 1370: 1364: 1362: 1358: 1354: 1350: 1346: 1342: 1338: 1334: 1330: 1318: 1313: 1311: 1306: 1304: 1299: 1298: 1296: 1295: 1289: 1286: 1284: 1281: 1280: 1278: 1277: 1269: 1266: 1264: 1261: 1259: 1256: 1255: 1248:Other aspects 1247: 1246: 1242: 1241: 1233: 1230: 1228: 1225: 1223: 1220: 1218: 1215: 1214: 1207: 1204: 1203: 1199: 1198: 1190: 1187: 1185: 1182: 1180: 1177: 1173: 1170: 1168: 1165: 1164: 1163: 1160: 1159: 1152: 1149: 1148: 1144: 1143: 1135: 1132: 1130: 1127: 1125: 1122: 1120: 1117: 1115: 1112: 1111: 1104: 1101: 1100: 1096: 1095: 1087: 1084: 1082: 1079: 1077: 1074: 1072: 1069: 1067: 1064: 1062: 1059: 1057: 1054: 1052: 1049: 1048: 1041: 1038: 1037: 1033: 1032: 1024: 1021: 1019: 1016: 1014: 1011: 1009: 1006: 1004: 1001: 999: 996: 994: 991: 990: 983: 980: 979: 975: 974: 966: 963: 961: 958: 956: 953: 951: 948: 947: 940: 937: 936: 932: 931: 923: 920: 918: 917:Modern Hebrew 915: 913: 910: 908: 905: 903: 900: 898: 895: 893: 890: 888: 885: 884: 883: 882: 881: 880:Jewish poetry 874: 871: 869: 866: 864: 861: 859: 856: 854: 851: 849: 846: 844: 841: 839: 836: 834: 831: 829: 826: 825: 818: 815: 814: 810: 809: 801: 798: 796: 793: 791: 788: 786: 783: 781: 778: 776: 773: 771: 768: 766: 763: 761: 758: 756: 753: 751: 748: 746: 743: 741: 738: 736: 733: 731: 728: 726: 723: 721: 718: 716: 713: 711: 708: 706: 703: 701: 698: 696: 693: 691: 688: 686: 683: 681: 678: 676: 673: 671: 668: 666: 663: 661: 658: 657: 656: 655: 654: 647: 644: 642: 639: 637: 634: 632: 629: 627: 624: 622: 619: 617: 614: 612: 609: 607: 604: 602: 599: 597: 594: 592: 589: 587: 584: 582: 579: 577: 574: 572: 569: 567: 564: 562: 559: 557: 554: 552: 549: 547: 544: 542: 539: 537: 534: 532: 529: 527: 524: 522: 519: 517: 514: 512: 509: 507: 504: 502: 499: 497: 494: 492: 489: 487: 486:Cain and Abel 484: 482: 479: 477: 474: 472: 469: 467: 464: 462: 461:Gog and Magog 459: 457: 456:Promised Land 454: 452: 449: 447: 444: 442: 439: 437: 434: 432: 429: 427: 424: 422: 419: 417: 414: 412: 409: 407: 404: 403: 396: 393: 392: 388: 387: 379: 376: 374: 371: 369: 366: 364: 361: 359: 358:Judeo-Marathi 356: 354: 351: 349: 346: 344: 341: 339: 336: 334: 331: 329: 326: 324: 321: 319: 316: 314: 311: 309: 306: 304: 301: 297: 294: 293: 292: 289: 287: 284: 282: 279: 275: 272: 270: 267: 266: 265: 262: 260: 257: 256: 255: 254: 253: 245: 242: 240: 237: 235: 232: 230: 227: 223: 220: 219: 218: 215: 214: 213: 212: 211: 202: 199: 198: 197: 194: 192: 189: 187: 184: 182: 179: 177: 174: 172: 169: 167: 164: 162: 159: 157: 154: 152: 149: 148: 147: 146: 145: 144:Judeo-Aramaic 138: 135: 133: 130: 128: 125: 123: 120: 118: 115: 113: 110: 108: 105: 103: 100: 98: 95: 93: 90: 88: 85: 83: 80: 79: 78: 77: 76: 65: 62: 61: 57: 56: 52: 48: 47: 44: 40: 36: 32: 31: 19: 3995: 3964: 3949: 3929: 3911: 3891: 3876: 3857: 3839: 3824: 3814: 3805: 3795: 3792:Milton Berle 3777: 3774:Milton Berle 3759: 3744: 3737: 3730: 3712: 3680: 3654:Bibliography 3644: 3636: 3616: 3612:Wex, Michael 3606: 3597: 3588: 3576:. Retrieved 3570: 3560: 3552:the original 3542: 3533: 3524: 3514:29 September 3512:. Retrieved 3497: 3490: 3473: 3469: 3459: 3436: 3426: 3408: 3400:the original 3395: 3385: 3373: 3365:the original 3360: 3356: 3346: 3334: 3325: 3305: 3298: 3286:. Retrieved 3276: 3257: 3231: 3227: 3222: 3197: 3193: 3183: 3104: 3096:Gefilte fish 3080: 3076: 3072: 3064: 3053: 3038: 3029: 3014:Please help 3002: 2976: 2972: 2968: 2964: 2962:Who is that? 2959: 2950: 2946: 2942: 2937: 2928: 2924: 2920: 2915: 2914: 2910: 2906: 2900: 2896: 2891: 2884: 2880: 2873: 2869: 2868: 2864: 2858: 2853: 2844: 2839: 2838: 2813: 2812: 2797: 2788: 2773:Please help 2761: 2737: 2733: 2730: 2723: 2719: 2713: 2711: 2706: 2697: 2684: 2682: 2674: 2669: 2653: 2649: 2641: 2635: 2633: 2627: 2619: 2615: 2611: 2607: 2599: 2593: 2589: 2585: 2581: 2577: 2573: 2567: 2561: 2557: 2553: 2547: 2545: 2539: 2535: 2531: 2517: 2513: 2505: 2503: 2498: 2493: 2489: 2485: 2481: 2477: 2470: 2466: 2462: 2454: 2450: 2446: 2440: 2436: 2428: 2422: 2411: 2409: 2403: 2397: 2389: 2385: 2381: 2375: 2373: 2368: 2347: 2337: 2335: 2327: 2321: 2315: 2303: 2301: 2292:Conservative 2285: 2281: 2277: 2272: 2268: 2256: 2231: 2227: 2219: 2213: 2211: 2201: 2199: 2195: 2189: 2181: 2177: 2171: 2168:assimilation 2143: 2137: 2126:comments on 2121: 2113:Motke Chabad 2104: 2092: 2088: 2085:Vilna Troupe 2082: 2079: 2068: 2065: 2058: 2045: 2035: 2028: 2024: 2020: 2014: 2010: 2006: 2000: 1994: 1992: 1979: 1973: 1969: 1959: 1952: 1944: 1940: 1936: 1933:Shlomo Simon 1928: 1920: 1918: 1898: 1884: 1880:Schildbürger 1867: 1858: 1844: 1824: 1803: 1799: 1793: 1789: 1785: 1779: 1775: 1770: 1765: 1761: 1757: 1755: 1743: 1734: 1726: 1718: 1707: 1703: 1689: 1677: 1674:Assimilation 1664: 1660: 1657: 1649: 1644: 1624: 1615: 1604:Please help 1599:verification 1596: 1565: 1563: 1552: 1546: 1523:Milton Berle 1515:George Burns 1507:Eddie Cantor 1500: 1490: 1485: 1465: 1454: 1450: 1447: 1444: 1437: 1424: 1392: 1386: 1367: 1365: 1353:Jewish humor 1352: 1326: 1268:Architecture 1070: 1066:Jewish dance 955:Philosophers 878: 877: 651: 650: 496:Burning bush 436:Tree of Life 421:Adam and Eve 363:Judeo-Berber 249: 248: 210:Judeo-Arabic 208: 207: 161:Lishán Didán 156:Lishana Deni 142: 141: 73: 72: 18:Jewish jokes 3986: [ 3599:The Forward 3418:The Forward 3288:January 25, 3144:Ethnic joke 3100:fish symbol 2851:motherland. 2692:Michael Wex 2564:David Bader 2363:homosexuals 2351:egalitarian 2330:Woody Allen 2298:movements: 2202:galgenhumor 2172:Der Stürmer 2162:, riots in 2145:Der Stürmer 2140:coffeehouse 2097:Eric Kimmel 1949:Y. Y. Trunk 1906: [ 1891:Nobel Prize 1693:bar mitzvah 1559:Woody Allen 1543:Joan Rivers 1539:Jerry Lewis 1531:Jack Carter 1472:Saul Bellow 720:Baal Berith 521:Golden calf 516:Mount Sinai 501:Ten Plagues 378:Koiné Greek 296:Piedmontese 196:Palestinian 137:Palestinian 4003:Categories 3842:JR Books. 3641:Leo Rosten 3170:References 3067:sandwiches 2975:is that?" 2878:to Israel? 2638:a doctor." 2628:your son!! 2624:for days." 2495:gemstones. 2419:About Jews 2236:calls the 2234:Rabinovich 2111:See also: 1931:(1942) by 1903:Ovsey Driz 1535:Sid Caesar 1511:Jack Benny 1382:vaudeville 1134:Scientists 960:Maimonides 939:Philosophy 897:Al-Andalus 817:Literature 730:Bar Juchne 531:Tabernacle 511:The Exodus 481:Noah's Ark 446:Patriarchs 338:Golpaygani 132:Babylonian 3572:USA Today 3214:162195868 3127:word play 3003:does not 2960:Grandson: 2849:Socialist 2762:does not 2726:wedding." 2644:kvetching 2430:kvetching 2406:temples?" 2370:pregnant. 2164:Palestine 2150:masochist 1457:Nasreddin 1258:Symbolism 1232:Ashkenazi 1119:Astronomy 1008:Sephardic 998:Religious 922:Holocaust 848:Judeo-Tat 675:Leviathan 395:Mythology 333:Zarphatic 286:Catalanic 127:Samaritan 87:Ashkenazi 64:Languages 3948:(2013). 3928:(2008). 3910:(1998). 3856:(1984). 3820:Villard. 3794:(1945). 3776:(1996). 3733:Citadel. 3729:(1959). 3715:Signet. 3445:cite web 3265:Archived 3250:Archived 3239:Archived 3133:See also 3119:Yinglish 2965:Old man: 2943:Old man: 2938:Customs: 2921:Old man: 2916:Customs: 2903:reason. 2548:speaking 2317:responsa 2288:Orthodox 2055:Ostropol 1835:tzadikim 1815:—  1548:Seinfeld 1476:badchens 1440:dovecote 1395:wordplay 1369:Haskalah 1339:and the 1263:Clothing 1222:Sephardi 1172:Baseball 1114:Medicine 950:Haskalah 902:Yemenite 892:Piyyutim 887:Biblical 873:Rabbinic 863:Yemenite 838:American 828:Biblical 785:Rephaite 745:Mazzikin 670:Behemoth 601:Mordecai 373:Krymchak 348:Hamedani 308:Gruzinic 291:Italkian 244:Yemenite 239:Djerbian 201:Galilean 191:Talmudic 186:Biblical 171:Betanure 122:Biblical 117:Mishnaic 112:Medieval 107:Tiberian 102:Yemenite 92:Sephardi 35:a series 33:Part of 3798:Bantam. 3107:Yiddish 3055:Israeli 3024:removed 3009:sources 2830:; also 2783:removed 2768:sources 2642:Or, on 2520:brisket 2357:). The 2322:beracha 2305:beracha 2215:shtetls 2160:pogroms 2060:shochet 2051:Ukraine 2025:shammes 2021:shammes 2015:shammes 2007:shammes 1996:shammes 1982:Sabbath 1895:Yiddish 1827:Hasidim 1818:Shabbat 1794:Shabbos 1790:Shabbos 1786:Shabbos 1781:Shabbos 1758:Hasidim 1750:Hasidim 1729:Sabbath 1497:sitcoms 1421:History 1376:of the 1374:shtetls 1341:Midrash 1333:Judaism 1227:Mizrahi 1206:Cuisine 1103:Science 1023:Zemirot 1013:Klezmer 1003:Mizrahi 993:Secular 965:Strauss 858:English 853:Yiddish 795:Yossele 765:Armilus 755:Se'irim 750:Arariel 700:Estries 695:Bagdana 636:Gabriel 631:Michael 581:Solomon 551:Gehenna 451:Abraham 416:Genesis 353:Shuadit 343:Shirazi 323:Bukhori 303:Knaanic 281:Yevanic 274:Tetuani 269:Haketia 259:Yiddish 217:Yahudic 166:Barzani 151:Hulaulá 97:Mizrahi 3971:  3956:  3938:  3918:  3900:  3883:  3868:  3846:  3831:  3784:  3766:  3751:  3719:  3687:  3624:  3578:12 May 3505:  3313:  3236:online 3212:  2886:Pamyat 2875:aliyah 2550:role!" 2500:roses. 2376:social 2355:Rabbis 2310:kosher 2296:Reform 2238:Pamyat 2221:pogrom 2166:, and 2091:, and 2011:minyan 2002:minyan 1872:Poland 1831:rabbis 1810:shevet 1764:: "My 1762:Rebbes 1756:Three 1721:Talmud 1557:, and 1541:, and 1428:Talmud 1403:satire 1401:, and 1071:Humour 1018:Niggun 843:Ladino 833:Hebrew 790:Pardes 780:Alukah 775:Elioud 740:Naamah 710:Samael 705:Belial 685:Tannin 680:Shedim 660:Dybbuk 641:Dobiel 626:Azrael 591:Esther 586:Samson 566:Gideon 561:Daniel 546:Moloch 541:Yahweh 466:Nimrod 426:Lilith 328:Juhuri 318:Dzhidi 313:Karaim 264:Ladino 250:Other 181:Targum 82:Modern 75:Hebrew 4024:Jokes 3990:] 3341:2014. 3210:S2CID 3175:Notes 3105:Some 2901:other 2690:, by 2621:kvell 2526:shiva 2507:payot 2390:torah 1914:] 1864:Chełm 1849:Chełm 1820:119a. 1776:rebbe 1771:rebbe 1766:rebbe 1746:Rebbe 1668:daven 1578:Types 1461:Djoha 1399:irony 1337:Torah 1329:humor 1151:Sport 982:Music 868:Musar 770:Broxa 760:Dumah 725:Lilin 715:Re'em 690:Rahab 665:Golem 611:Satan 596:Haman 491:Moses 3969:ISBN 3954:ISBN 3936:ISBN 3916:ISBN 3898:ISBN 3881:ISBN 3866:ISBN 3844:ISBN 3829:ISBN 3782:ISBN 3764:ISBN 3749:ISBN 3717:ISBN 3685:ISBN 3622:ISBN 3580:2022 3516:2011 3503:ISBN 3451:link 3311:ISBN 3290:2017 3007:any 3005:cite 2977:That 2973:What 2947:What 2925:What 2814:See 2766:any 2764:cite 2724:your 2720:will 2554:Or, 2514:Or, 2490:Or, 2482:Or, 2463:Or, 2451:Or, 2398:more 2342:Nazi 2338:very 2294:and 2246:kike 1963:'s " 1889:, a 1868:Helm 1678:The 1653:shul 1387:Time 907:Epic 646:Ouza 621:Ruth 616:Ezra 571:Saul 406:Baal 3478:doi 3202:doi 3018:by 2969:Who 2951:Who 2929:Who 2907:Or 2777:by 2714:use 2636:not 2608:Or 2586:Or 2570:): 2566:'s 2404:two 2208:): 1947:by 1800:Or 1715:Wit 1608:by 1499:", 1331:in 1040:Art 735:Ziz 606:Job 4005:: 3988:he 3896:. 3804:, 3643:, 3596:, 3569:. 3532:. 3474:32 3472:. 3468:. 3447:}} 3443:{{ 3435:. 3416:. 3394:. 3361:21 3359:. 3355:. 3333:, 3208:. 3198:99 3196:. 3192:. 3121:" 3069:?" 2897:A: 2892:Q: 2881:A: 2870:Q: 2859:A: 2854:Q: 2845:A: 2840:Q: 2826:, 2822:, 2677:Oy 2604:?" 2324:?" 2290:, 2156:?" 2029:he 1927:, 1912:ru 1910:; 1908:yi 1833:, 1570:, 1551:, 1537:, 1533:, 1529:, 1525:, 1521:, 1517:, 1513:, 1509:, 1463:. 1397:, 1363:. 411:El 37:on 3975:. 3960:. 3942:. 3922:. 3904:. 3887:. 3872:. 3862:. 3850:. 3835:. 3818:. 3788:. 3770:. 3755:. 3723:. 3691:. 3630:. 3582:. 3536:. 3518:. 3480:: 3453:) 3439:. 3319:. 3292:. 3230:( 3216:. 3204:: 3094:" 3045:) 3039:( 3034:) 3030:( 3026:. 3012:. 2834:. 2804:) 2798:( 2793:) 2789:( 2785:. 2771:. 2630:" 2412:I 2344:. 2204:( 1731:? 1631:) 1625:( 1620:) 1616:( 1602:. 1316:e 1309:t 1302:v 20:)

Index

Jewish jokes
a series
Jewish culture

Languages
Hebrew
Modern
Ashkenazi
Sephardi
Mizrahi
Yemenite
Tiberian
Medieval
Mishnaic
Biblical
Samaritan
Babylonian
Palestinian
Judeo-Aramaic
Hulaulá
Lishana Deni
Lishán Didán
Barzani
Betanure
Lishanid Noshan
Targum
Biblical
Talmudic
Palestinian
Galilean

Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Additional terms may apply.