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168:, but in Banksy style, Mona Lisa is depicted holding a rocket launcher firing a turnip over the wreckage of a seaside pier and an emergency exit sign. Competition organiser Trevor Prideaux commented: "It does seem to be in Banksy's style. But someone has thought too much about this one and tried too hard. So for that reason it's not likely to win." The piece was duly disqualified for "too much effort, and not shit enough." The 2007 competition was won by Bracey Vermin with 67:. It is owned and organised by Trevor Prideaux and was announced thus: "The Turnip Prize is a crap art competition ... You can enter anything you like, but it must be rubbish." The competition is based on the supposition, "We know it's rubbish, but is it art?" Competitors submitted entries of ridiculous objects posing as contemporary art, mostly made from junk titled with spoofs or puns. The prize is a turnip impaled on a rusty six-inch nail. 28:
by rewarding deliberately bad modern art. It was started as a joke in 1999, but gained national media attention and inspired similar prizes. Credit is given for entries containing bad puns as titles, displaying "lack of effort" or "is it shit?" Conversely, entries with "too much effort" or "not shit
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Many independent "Turnip Prize" competitions are now held around the world, with differing rules made up by those who are running the competitions. Competitions generally aspire to concept, "We know it's rubbish, but is it art?" and competitors submit entries made from junk with titles that are
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The piece was first unveiled in Tate Britain after Creed was named on the shortlist for the Turner Prize over a decade ago. Newspapers reported on the "outrage" at its inclusion and The Sun launched its own Turnip Prize, off the back of that year's
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can. He stated, "The work took no time at all to create." Trevor Prideaux commented, "I believe that over the last seven years the bad artists of Wedmore and surrounding areas have created far better works than
567:(a saucer with a dead fly), 2007 Special Award. "Judges considered that this was an exceptional lack of effort. However, the fly cannot be considered rubbish (it is not recyclable unless ingested by a spider)." 115:, a bird's nest with a flu remedy box. He commented "I have entered this most coveted art award on several occasions and I really feel that the lack of effort this year has really paid off." 1216: 2051: 33:
nailed to a block of wood. The exhibition runs for roughly six weeks from 1 November and prizegiving takes place in the first week in December. It is currently held at The New Inn,
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to "carve or design something out of the humble vegetable". The 2005 prize was a mountain bike. In 2005 a Turnip Prize was staged at St Paul's Gallery in
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nonsensical or puns. Marks are awarded for amusement and lack of effort, and competitors are frequently disqualified for applying too much effort.
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In 2002, the "Monster Raving Loony Party" attempted to hijack the competition at The Trotter, Crickham, Wedmore.
2116: 1585:(2003 Turner Prize nominees): "We thought if we couldn't get the Turner Prize we should get the Turnip Prize." 1567: 1559: 97:, an exhibit of a raw chicken stuffed with leaves. James Timms subsequently appeared on BBC Radio Scotland's 2214: 2169: 1599: 387: 280: 204: 1248: 1063: 1578: 912: 2146: 1243: 735: 105: 1644: 1618: 1594: 1450: 1281: 555: 76: 1428: 1544:– 196 entries, a record year, which included entries from the Poldens, Prague and Pennsylvania 1514:– 90 entries, which included entries from Australia (arrived broken in 69 pieces) and Antigua. 1330: 1037: 637: 462: 1582: 843: 787: 751: 610: 222: 1441: 2056: 2002: 1980: 1858: 1836: 1814: 1712: 1411: 1371: 1302: 1221: 711: 414: 357: 128: 111:
In 2005, Ian Osenthroat, a 69-year-old former photocopier salesman, won with the exhibit
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In 2007, the competition gained more publicity with the entry of artwork with the title
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In 2003, the prize moved to the New Inn, Wedmore. The winner was James Timms with
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The prize was conceived in 1999 by management and regulars of The George Hotel,
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Entries for 2011 included a piece of cheese carved into the letter E, entitled
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In 2001, the competition was held in the public conveniences in Wedmore.
50: 1406: 1286: 1130: 1068: 1021: 46: 34: 2026:"Carlisle man wins Turnip Prize for 'minimal effort' work Party Gate" 805: 624: 330: 151: 139:'s Chief Somerset Correspondent, Clinton Rogers, was immortalised as 59: 30: 2003:"Turnip Prize 2023: Party Gate by Mr Keep Calm announced as winner" 1207: 601: 529: 1566:
In 2002, "The Turnip Award" was opened annually for students at
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s clothes hanger linking the letter U in "Crush", entitled
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enough" are immediately disqualified. The first prize is a
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Gallery could ever wish to exhibit." Also in 2006, the
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Clinton Rogers (BBC's Chief Somerset Correspondent) –
1881:"Poldark announced as winner of coveted Turnip Prize" 1837:"Turnip Prize: Ewe Kip wins Somerset bad art contest" 1738:"Turnip Prize 2018: Spoof art award winner announced" 1713:"Turnip Prize bad art contest finalists are revealed" 1199:(a pair of knickers with a burnt hole in the front) 1265:(a padlock on top of a pile of duck down feathers) 777:
toy with a first-class stamp placed over his penis)
382:(a jelly with a hand of playing cards set into it) 278:Kerry Bobbett (trainee graphic designer, age 19) – 175:Competition entries for 2010 included "Ivor Crush" 84:and featured by national and international media. 1563:tabloid newspaper featured its own Turnip Prize. 614:(a coat-hanger with six tea bags hanging from it) 404:(a sculpture using china, paper, steel and glass) 1667:"And this year's prize turnip is ... Ian Lewis!" 412:(former photocopier salesman, age 69), winner – 315:(a broken piston mounted onto a block of wood) 194:, and an exhibit of an Action Man toy – called 1041:(a Barbie doll giving birth to a party blower) 118:Winner in 2006 was Ian Lewis with the exhibit 1032:(three red bricks arranged as the letters IT) 341:(long-distance unicyclist, age 26), winner – 8: 1929:"Turnip Prize: Knickers win spoof art award" 859:(a Shakespeare play on top of a dictionary) 730:(a jar containing jam and some muddy water) 1369:(Soho cinema projectionist and comedian) – 1125:(a pair of pants with playing cards on top) 1343:(a glow ball on top of a hot water bottle) 674:(a builders' hard hat with elf ears on it) 446:(a papier-mΓ’chΓ© sculpture of a clock face) 439:(a leek protruding from a wellington boot) 275:(cereal packets with bullet holes in them) 202:. This year's prize featured on the BBC's 70:In May 2000, the nominees appeared on the 2230:1999 establishments in the United Kingdom 1757: 1755: 1732: 1730: 1619:"Chicken sculpture scoops 'Turnip Prize'" 766:(a piece of cheese cut into an "E" shape) 418:(an empty birds' nest with a flu remedy) 376:(former chimney sweep, age 99), winner – 154:, and its origins are likewise a secret. 1981:"Turnip Prize 2022: Finalists announced" 1577:The term was previously used in 1998 by 838:(a loaf of bread in a pet-carrying cage) 715:(an abacus with a pair of pants over it) 391:(a collage of camp images), disqualified 240:(a comment on a crumpled piece of paper) 229:David Gannon (British Airways worker) – 2083:"Edinburgh College of Art Turnip Prize" 1610: 1276:laid on its back next to a paintbrush) 1187:(a piece of holly and a piece of wood) 942:(Barbie doll with shrimps stuck on it) 544:John Squires, very highly commended – 535:Mr Fezzy Wig, very highly commended – 522:Mary Leftley, very highly commended – 1715:. BBC News Somerset. 26 November 2011 997:(a piece of slate with nothing on it) 847:(a lump of dough with children in it) 7: 1817:. BBC News Somerset. 2 December 2013 974:(the symbol "&" looking dismal) 528:(dead flies in a hexagonal jar with 519:(used tea bags in the shape of a P) 345:(a raw chicken stuffed with leaves) 1788:Ellison, Roland (3 December 2012). 1116:(a shoe with a compass on its sole) 817:(a large spring dressed as an Arab) 706:(an old table leg stood on its end) 647:(a tart with the letters SHI in it) 579:(a piece of sheep's wool depicting 318:Dick Stelling (landlord, age 69) – 284:(a tin of beans in a wicker basket) 226:(two burned rolls on a fire grate) 20:is a spoof UK award satirising the 1645:"Bird's nest awarded Turnip Prize" 1454:(a KFC carton with a crown on top) 1150:(a plastic collie dog on a jelly) 293:(a box of washing powder in a net) 269:Jenny Vining (midwife, age 21+) – 14: 2115:. 28 October 2005. Archived from 2024:Cooper, Isaac (8 December 2023). 1672:The Weston & Somerset Mercury 1448:Chicking the Third of Somerset - 1379:with two small jumpers attached) 1057:(a pair of drawers from a bureau) 2170:"Back to school, and no virgins" 2145:. 15 August 2006. Archived from 2109:"Artists turnip in their droves" 2050:Clark, Nick (2 September 2013). 1285:(a baby doll with its back to a 990:(a galvanised staple on a plate) 891:(a ring off the top of a cooker) 739:(a fish stuffed full of dollars) 686:I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! 262:(care worker, age 30), winner – 162:in the form of a stencil of the 2168:Barker, Godfrey (8 July 1998). 2085:. November 2004. Archived from 1574:, London, for local residents. 1436:with a party hat on top of it) 1388:(a roll of red insulation tape) 432:(baked bread in the shape of Β½) 368:(a sculpture of plumbing pipes) 325:James Timms (trapeze artist) – 250:Maureen Hodge (pub landlady) – 212:Winners and shortlisted artists 1463:(An inflated balloon and pump) 623:(a wire cage containing naked 550:(a mincemeat jar containing a 1: 968:(rocket scientist), winner – 960:(breasts embedded in a plant) 873:(a pile of red wood shavings) 855:(former chauffeur), winner – 589:(sports presenter), winner – 541:(a map of Scotland with dice) 497:(a medium-sized wooden stake) 305:(which was literally nothing) 254:(a neat pile of clean sheets) 2139:"Turnip heads the art world" 1983:. BBC News. 21 November 2022 1238:(a pile of leaves and bones) 1164:(a chilli pepper and a date) 1004:(a donkey hanging on a rope) 937:Stick another Shrimp on the 699:(a duster or cleaning cloth) 665:and three smaller chillies) 361:(a condom and a razor blade) 352:(a piece of grapefruit peel) 2005:. BBC News. 5 December 2023 1931:. BBC News. 3 December 2019 1909:. BBC News. 5 December 2017 1861:. BBC News. 7 December 2015 1839:. BBC News. 1 December 2014 1740:. BBC News. 4 December 2018 1647:. 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Have I Got News For You
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Wind In The Willows
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Jellied Deal
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