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283:, was also released as a game. The player has several choices on what Jack Cucchiaio should do, such as wearing protective clothing, using a giant magnet, hugging the Ginosaji, or kicking it in the crotch. All of the choices backfire, making the situation more difficult. The only choice close to succeeding is using a magnet; however, the Ginosaji used a wooden spoon in that situation. 225:. He learns that his attacker is known as the Ginosaji ("silver spoon" in Japanese), an immortal and unstoppable being. It searches for a victim to terrorize and slowly kill by repeatedly hitting them with a spoon. The Ginosaji will follow Jack to the ends of the Earth and will not stop attacking Jack until he dies. 213:
called Jack Cucchiaio (played by Paul Clemens; "cucchiaio" means spoon in Italian), who finds himself being haunted by a deranged-looking man (Brian Rohan), who is, without any apparent reason, hitting him with a spoon. No one seems to believe Jack, as the mysterious attacker only shows up when he is
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was launched by Gale to help fund a feature-length motion picture. The campaign was canceled prior to completion, having raised over $ 100,000 in pledges. Gale launched a second campaign with a goal of $ 50,000 instead, stating that he would receive partial funding from private investors but needed
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An injured Jack attempts suicide by jumping in front of a bus. His attempt fails, and he is dragged by the bus. After Jack manages to detach himself from the bus, an old woman tries to kill him with her cane in the same manner as the Ginosaji with its spoon. Jack is simultaneously attacked by the
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As Jack continues to be hit with a spoon, he attempts to defend himself by stabbing his attacker in the throat with a kitchen knife. The deranged-looking man turns out to be immortal and pulls out the knife and throws it away. The man resumes hitting Jack with the spoon. During the attack, Jack
333:, is a four-part mini-series. It features Jack disguised as another Ginosaji, attempting to convince the Ginosaji not to attack him. Wearing make-up and a hoodie, Jack attacks another person with a spoon, but the person hits Jack instead. The Ginosaji is not convinced of Jack's disguise. 319:, armed with a spoon). Jack is killed, and the duel comes to an end. Jack wakes up and realizes the duel was a dream. At first, Jack also believes that he had dreamt up the Ginosaji, but this is disproven as the Ginosaji attacks him again. 337:
Ginosaji. Jack is knocked out as a passer-by tries to keep the old woman at bay. While knocked out, Jack finds himself in his "happy place", where he meets the "happy squirrel", who tries to motivate Jack.
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The last scene shows a weakened, wounded Jack crawling in the desert with the Ginosaji striking him with the spoon. The spoon suddenly breaks. The Ginosaji opens its jacket and shows dozens of spoons.
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for a 9-hour-long movie. It opens with a voice-over telling the viewer that: "some murders take seconds; some murders take minutes; some murders take hours; this murder... will take years!".
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Jack is shown traveling around the world, sometimes trying to escape from the Ginosaji and other times to fight it. He uses various weapons, including dynamite,
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After a year of recovering, Jack disguises himself as a Ginosaji again, this time more convincingly. Another duel with the Ginosaji takes place in the
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Richard Gale confirmed he would write and direct a feature film based on his original short film.
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alone. Jack is seen developing a phobia of spoons, stirring his coffee with a fork.
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over the course of 22 days. It was written, directed, and narrated by Richard Gale.
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Finally, the title and credits are shown in typical trailer style.
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the additional crowd-sourced funds to produce the movie.
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To find out more about his attacker, Jack travels to
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United States
English
short film
California
Fantastic Fest
Fantasia International Film Festival
Puchon International Fantastic Film Festival
Rue Morgue
Panasonic HVX200
Adobe After Effects
Final Cut Pro
teaser trailer
forensic pathologist
East Asia
firearms
rocket launcher
YouTube
dual-wielded
Jedi Knight
Star Wars
lightsaber
Sith Lord
Gobi Desert
crowdfunding
Kickstarter
"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"
IMDb
"Awards for The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"
"Trivia for The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"
"2008 DEAD CHANNELS—The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"

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