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Regardless of the place of incarceration, the subject now has access to free food and water (though the precise proportions will be at the whim of the authority figures — admittedly, a flaw in the
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For languages where the sex of the cat is important, you may assume that the cat is a tom (that is, a male cat), though the sex of the cat being eaten has no bearing on my
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The subject (having memorized the following table) yells "I ate my cat," appropriately translated, in his loudest voice, preferably in the direction of authority figures.
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I'm using this page to record translations of the
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How to say "I ate my cat" in the world's written languages
505:Dih may muh chot (ch as in loch, ot as in otter)
261:Pronunciation or English pseudo-transliteration
557:Meg-AT-tem ah mahch-ka-mahtt (ch as in check)
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518:May mari (as in maria)bil-adi khy lee dhee
287:"Ek het may cut che-EE-et (ch as in loch)"
699:Saya termakan kucing saya. (accidentally)
704:suh-yah tur-muck-kahn koo-cheeng suh-yah
33:It seems that you have eaten your cat...
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323:the alknge atherrke athyinhe arlkweke
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609:Watashi no neko o tabemashita.
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778:Mee-umm mhun-kat pee-see-ka!
489:i/ich h myni Chatz ufgfrässe
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437:Me MAN-jis ME-on CAUGHT-ohn
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