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cried whilst assassinating the queen. Phillip found a three word story in his pants. Bob moved on to a better nation of pie. For your information, that nation's
Denmark. Economical frivolities result in Mike's cake exploding into fragments and stuff. Shoes like peppermint.
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poisoning. No-one cared. Spiderman, who was eating a giant pie saw a snowman jump off a cucumber-eating hamster. I like cake. Pikachu ate Poke-cake. Then
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disappear into a vast black hole that consumes llamas like divison by zero. An iMac G5 lands in your hair, which burns. It's soft, intricate, yellow, burning, deadly, venomous, strand-like exterior swallows you whole before running the sudowoodo who rides into the
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and flattens pikachu. Homestar saves pikachu. Pikachu runs into a brick wall. Homestar breaks wallsopikachucanpass. "Wallsopikachucanpass" is
Russian. No, it's compound! It's the result of a genetic word fusion thingummyrobert. Then Homsar is the result of
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This a three word story. Anybody can post 3 words to it. Don't swear, don't do more than 3 words. Then everyone will be happy.
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crumbled. And then he remembered the funeral. Just the funeral. His other memories fixed the world... Just Kidding LOL. Then
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