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So like I said, I love the musical genre of metal. I listen to bands from every subgenre, but if I had to choose which subgenres were my favorites, I would choose thrash metal, death metal, black metal, and grindcore. In my part time, I study philosophy; some of the philosophical works I read include
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I am a metalhead who is learning to become a computer programmer. If I was to pursue a career, I would just want a duty of programming code for mediocre software. Some of my favorite things include computers, programming, metal, video games, and philosophy. As you can see further down my userpage, I
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