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Speaking as the leader of the shadow movement, you need to show up to more meetings if you want to learn the secret handshake, we keep sending you the quadrants and time/date for the meetings (via our normal channel - telepathy) but for some reason you continue to refuse to show up. That's three
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In the course of my editing, I have oft-times noted that the typical WikiVandal is, shall we say, "differently clued." (Big surprise, I know.) In the spirit of helpfulness, and to make my cleanup edits more enjoyable, I would like to offer a few simple tips for these aspiring Shakespeares.
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Thanks for correcting my user page after the three continuous cases of vandalism. After looking over your talk page, it looks like you came to the rescue of more than one user's page, so in appreciation here is a barnstar for your excellent vandal fighting. Keep up the good work!
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by simply doing nothing! You might want to think about what it is in your creepy little subconscious that makes you desperately want/need to be actively forbidden to do something. Knowledge (XXG) is not a substitute for therapy.
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Sorry, NewEnglandYankee, there actually is as of yet no secret handshake. (Unless they just don't trust me with it yet.) But there ARE other perks of membership... like... like... Well, how about
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Oh, golly. I just checked my hippocampus, and I found all your messages sitting in the spam-folder neurons. I hope I get to at least keep the lapel pin and decoder ring.
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3. Writing "Fred is cool!" or the equivalent instantly demonstrates beyond any doubt, to several million Wiki-users, that Fred is actually a simpering twerp.
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If one of the shadowy Secret Masters of the Guerilla Skepticisim on Knowledge (XXG) Movement could get in touch with me, that would be great. Thanks.
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strikes and now you are out. I will leave your last payment from the illuminati in the usual place under the normal rock shaped like a G.
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1. Among grown-ups, the word "gay" is not by itself considered a smashingly devastating display of wit and eloquence.
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AHA! We always knew you guys were having secret meetings without us! We've been discussing it for years in the
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4. If you persist, you'll be blocked. That means you won't be able to edit. You could achieve the
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For having my back and reverting the vandalism on my user page. Thank you for watching me!
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Thank-you for reverting massive amounts of vandalism. I noticed this after you fixed
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2. If you still get thrills from looking up naughty words in the dictionary, try
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What if I had only barely registered the article content--do I still qualify?
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for our team that will be heard by upwards of tens of other people!
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Is there a secret handshake? Do I at least get a membership card?
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What do I have to do to get promoted from "puppet" to "tool"?
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Thanks for reverting the vandalism on my userpage. :-)
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Understood, regarding 4chan. I am sorry about that edit.
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This is for reverting the vandalism on my userpage.
51:More helpful hints when I can think of them ... 8: 112:for starters? You might be selected to do a 325: 248: 206: 171: 7: 14: 259:The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar 217:The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar 182:The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar 374: 326: 290: 249: 207: 172: 55:This user is apparently a puppet 312:) 05:21, 7 February 2016 (UTC) 133:Paranoid Schizophrenics Society 359:21:45, 23 November 2009 (UTC) 276:18:10, 28 November 2007 (UTC) 235:22:56, 7 September 2007 (UTC) 193:07:07, 27 December 2006 (UTC) 1: 242:RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar 143:) 13:55, 1 August 2018 (UTC) 158:) 01:45, 2 August 2018 (UTC) 103:) 19:49, 2 April 2018 (UTC) 92:) 15:02, 2 April 2018 (UTC) 399:) 18:19, 1 July 2018 (UTC) 124:) 00:08, 3 April 2018 (UTC) 417: 380: 373: 332: 289: 255: 213: 178: 344:Thank you very much! 336:The Original Barnstar 298:The Original Barnstar 233:smartr tahn eaver!!!! 225:Miles "Tails" Prower 384:The Userpage Shield 367:A barnstar for you! 283:A barnstar for you! 146:Sure, you say that 306:Tejas Ramakrishnan 200:Another Brain Star 404: 403: 364: 363: 358: 316: 315: 280: 279: 239: 238: 197: 196: 44:exact same result 408: 378: 371: 370: 348: 330: 323: 322: 294: 287: 286: 275: 270: 253: 246: 245: 229:Sir Intellegence 211: 204: 203: 176: 169: 168: 152:NewEnglandYankee 97:NewEnglandYankee 64: 416: 415: 411: 410: 409: 407: 406: 405: 369: 321: 285: 268: 266: 244: 202: 167: 60: 57: 22: 12: 11: 5: 414: 412: 402: 401: 387: 386: 381: 379: 368: 365: 362: 361: 346:MelicansMatkin 339: 338: 333: 331: 320: 317: 314: 313: 301: 300: 295: 284: 281: 278: 277: 262: 261: 256: 254: 243: 240: 237: 236: 220: 219: 214: 212: 201: 198: 195: 194: 185: 184: 179: 177: 166: 163: 162: 161: 160: 159: 129: 128: 127: 126: 125: 77: 76: 73: 70: 56: 53: 13: 10: 9: 6: 4: 3: 2: 413: 400: 398: 394: 389: 388: 385: 382: 377: 372: 366: 360: 356: 355:contributions 352: 347: 341: 340: 337: 334: 329: 324: 318: 311: 307: 303: 302: 299: 296: 293: 288: 282: 274: 271: 264: 263: 260: 257: 252: 247: 241: 234: 230: 226: 222: 221: 218: 215: 210: 205: 199: 192: 187: 186: 183: 180: 175: 170: 164: 157: 153: 149: 145: 144: 142: 138: 134: 130: 123: 119: 115: 114:podcast promo 111: 110: 105: 104: 102: 98: 94: 93: 91: 87: 82: 81: 80: 74: 71: 68: 67: 66: 63: 59:According to 54: 52: 49: 46: 45: 39: 36: 34: 29: 26: 21: 20: 19: 391: 383: 343: 335: 297: 258: 216: 181: 151: 147: 132: 108: 107: 96: 78: 58: 50: 43: 42: 40: 37: 30: 27: 23: 17: 15: 393:Ira Leviton 191:Nehrams2020 33:Wiktionary 319:Barnstar 18:Subpages 137:Dilidor 86:Sgerbic 165:Thanks 273:drama 397:talk 351:talk 310:talk 156:talk 141:talk 135:. — 122:talk 118:RobP 109:fame 101:talk 90:talk 62:this 269:Lra 148:now 353:, 231:- 395:( 357:) 349:( 308:( 154:( 139:( 120:( 99:( 88:(

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