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that - British Rail and British Telecom. It's a natural gripe. One time, I was using the phone a lot and I dialled a number and I could hear people munching sandwiches and talking about my last phone call. I actually rang up the operator and said 'Lookl I'm trying to dial a fucking number here and I can't get through because people are talking about my phone calls! Have you got a bleedin' license to do this?
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was a misjustice to the tune. That single was a flop and it was rubbish. You see, they compose all their shit on machines, so I got the band to learn it, played naturally. So it's very different indeed. I just think it's topical - like all Fall singles. I think it's good to have a go at things like
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and was a minor chart hit in 1989. Jonathan More said of Smith: "He thought the vocals and all the rest of the stuff we did on it were shit, but he really liked the guitar, bass and drums, and he gave the cassette to his band to learn these parts." The band –
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Smith's lyrics include the lines "How dare you assume I want to parlez-vous with you / Gretchen Franklin, nosey matron thing...".
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were going to me 'That's a great name to make up, Gretchen Franklin', it just came out of nowhere. And then I was watching
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and ... it was terrible! Maybe she'll be flattered, you usually find people are flattered. I don't even watch fucking
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The duo Coldcut first collaborated with Smith on the song ""(I'm) In Deep", one of the tracks on their debut album
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Joseph Gallivan, "Nietzsche boy: Mark E Smith told it like it was at the ICA this week.",
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paid tribute to the song by using the phrase "I'm tapped" on the
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was the actress playing the part of Ethel Skinner, an elderly
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at a time when he thought his calls were being intercepted.
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As well as being released as a single and on the album
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The Real New Fall LP (Formerly Country on the Click)
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Index


Single
The Fall
B-side
Genre
Post-punk
Label
Songwriter(s)
Mark E. Smith
Jonathan More
Matt Black
Producer(s)
Coldcut
The Fall
the Fall
Mark E. Smith
Coldcut
Matt Black
Jonathan More
UK singles chart
Extricate
What's That Noise?
My Telephone
Lisa Stansfield
Martin Bramah
Craig Scanlon
Steve Hanley
Marcia Schofield
Simon Wolstencroft
telephone tapping

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