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even gone so far as to add Tom mayfair's userbox to my userpage for a time (before blanking my whole page to put up a link to
Vaporstory), I thought you might be interested in taking a shot at another wiki. A fresh start, somewhere where people don't have a preconceived notion of you becuase of one talk page that got way more notoriety than it deserved (something that even I, a writer who capitalized on it satirically, must admit). I've seen a lot of your posts, in little topics here and there (Talk:IQ sample test comes to mind), and I can tell you're quite intelligent, and would be a great influence to have at Vaporstory.
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definitely support it. In my opinion, what u did wasn't really all that bad anyway. Of course, I can't go against the adminatti until I become 1, but when I have enough edits, ur back (or at least i'll try)Β :). Cheers (and please if anybody else is reading this don't ban me from uncyc actually just for safety I won't give my real username here), βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ (
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Insineratehymn, Squiggle, me, and the like. It sucks that DiZ hangs out with the right people. And he continues to flame BENSON to this day, even though BENSON doesn't edit much anymore (he showed up a little bit last week but then went back into oblivion). --
806:. It's a unique project. It's the world's first collaborative fictional encyclopedia--like Knowledge but fake, like Uncyclopedia but serious. It's sort of like a entirely new universe in wiki form. I had been possessed with the idea for quite some time and decided eventually (about a month ago) to go through with it.
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at which you asked me if you were a sockpuppet of yourself; and you voted at one point for an article of mine, Every Topic in the
Universe Except Euroipods (Dot Com), which I was flattered even to discover being nominated, much less getting votes from such esteemed users as Insineratehymn, Squiggle, and yourself.
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The page itself works fine for me. It's the site skin that isn't in caps, and that's because some admins or another made a CSS tweak for Benson:. But it's not set to function on User:Benson/Benson:, and therefore won't show up. Only an admin could correct it, and they don't seem fond of people having
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Hmm... how shall I begin? How about like this: It's
Wehpudicabok. From Uncyc. You probably don't remember me, I've hardly written a whole lot over there, but we've crossed articles a couple of times; I nommed your "Gas stations begin giving away free gasoline" (which I still think is hilarious),
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When I saw Famine infabanned you, I was saddened greatly. And I frankly don't see why Famine thinks he can ban whoever he wants to. I respect his intentions (I'm one of the few who actually can understand Famine), but I think he crossed the line here. You should take your case up on IRC. I mean,
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The WORST part about it is, he has allies in power. Well, that's not to say you didn't but most of your enemies were in power (and you only had two if I can recall (Famine and Dawg, both of whom are trying to convince the community that you won't be missed, whereas the other admins who, while they
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The project has not exactly taken off with the speed I had anticipated, or hoped for. In fact, it's incredibly slow. So I've decided to take some time out from adding to it to get some new users, and thus new ideas, onto the site. Having personally disagreed with Famine's banning you, and having
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Hey, I'm not sure what line of logic you use to say that my trimming down of unreliable info is "attacking an article", but why don't you avoid suspicious accusations and other personal remarks for the time being? Personalizing a disagreement is only going to create unnecessary tension/distraction
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I would, but all I really know about the game is that I've heard nothing but good things about it, and that it's confirmed as a VC title in 2007, and that it's similar to Paper Mario; my all time favorite game, and that it's a bargain at 800 Wii Points. *waits* Come on
Nintendo, why take so long to
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I'm not even sure you use this account anymore, but I'm hoping this message actually reaches you at some point, and that you might check out my site. If you don't, I must ask that you at least let me know that you got it, so I don't keep my hopes up without reason. But then, I think you'll enjoy
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Wow, THE Nintendorulez has an account on
Knowledge?Β :), I agree with the others, I would be pretty happy if somebody unbanned you. However, considering the admins all think ur a useless gobshite (it's even on ur userpage), I don't think that's gonna happen. Still, if there was an unban, i would
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For no real reason. When his ban expired, Dawg indefbanned him for "Gobshitery above and beyond any semblance of reason." I left a comment on Dawg's talk page about it, and I, too, am considering leaving Uncyc because of outright disregard for the community as a whole. (I've already officially
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Sorry I didn't notice the comment until just now. As far as I can tell, no I haven't done anything. There should be a forum topic and such. It's a hopeless battle against certain admins who carry a grudge and won't let events in the past stay buried, and after debating the ban for a bit I just
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I wanted to say 'hi' since I too have a hatred towards
Euroipods. I've also gotten infinibanned by Famine before. (Lucily, I always slip through the cracksΒ ; ) ) I really wish you could come back to Uncyclopedia. I never got to meet you. If you were unbanned, would you consider coming back?
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I read the ban logs, and it said "You bitched for all of 2006. Will not happen for all of 2007." You know Im not all on top of the issues, though ofcourse I do recall that you took issue with "nin" appearing in the
Euroipods article. Is there anything else that has gone on since that point?
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I dunno, it seems too many people don't seem to want me there. Plus it looks like the ban isn't getting overturned either way based on discussion. I really didn't intend for that forum thread to descend into chaos. /me counts number of times he said not to repeat Drama in that note...
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Seriously. After he was bitching about
Contents, now he's created his own religion and is trying to pass it off as better than BENSON (which of course, is not true). And the worst part? HE created it without letting it create itself, unlike BENSONism, which was created by itself.
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I think that would be kinda dangerous. I'm writing an article for PLS and I don't want Famine to be a hassle in doing that, especially since right now I'm on Famine's good side. As you should well know, writing Uncyc articles is extremely difficult.
491:. The Caps Lock on parts of the page was destroyed when Tom Mayfair moved it to BENSON's userspace. Since you're the only one who knows how to solve the problem, I need you to take a look at the code and tell me what I need to change. Thanks. --
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Well, I said several times that we should just fuhgeddaboutit, but then Dawg comes in and says that Benson should be banned, and I should be banned, and OsirisX, Insineratehymn, and many others should be banned as well.
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I probably won't come back even if I do get unbanned. I can see that quite a number of people don't want me there. Plus, even if there weren't personal grudges, I'm sick of the corruption amongst adminatti.
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you haven't been disruptive for a long time, and although you may have done some things you shouldn't have done, you got banned for them already. I don't see why you should have to do double jeopardy.
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to get in touch with you, before I remembered you had a page here. In any case, I hope that you get the message, one way or another that I, like so many others, hope that you come back to
Uncyclopedia.
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That's crazy. At least contents had a joke. Honestly, given how much people hate me over the tiny (Compared to contents) flamewar at Euroipods, you'd think DiZ would be torn to bits by the cabal. --
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Hello, I'm Kip the Dip. I can't believe I'm talking to THE Nintendorulez!!! You're like a famous celebrity at Uncyclopedia. The celebrities that get made fun of on late-night tv, anyway.
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I'm simply putting this here so I don't have to view a red link at the top of each wikipedia page. Feel free to delete this note once someone actually leaves a message or anything. --
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STM unbanned BENSON. I've hacked out a popular compromise which will probably be the new Uncyc rules. It looks like people are more willing to listen at Uncyc than here. --
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I know. I've been lurking BHOP, wishing I could post. Somebody tell DiZ that unless Ouroboros has more than one follower and appears on the forums, he should shut up, for
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I was just commenting on how you've constantly been complaining about the sources, and POV-pushing edits to the article without consensus. Seriously, get a hobby. --
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Well then, if you think THAT causes implosions, consider this. If there is/was a King of the thrones (A throne ruling over the others), what would he sit on?
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It's goshzilla from uncyc. Please, come back. You can't give in to Famine & his ilk (ok, just Famine). If not now, please do come back eventually.
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And holy crap @ the talk page. Not even I was that rabid about Euroipods. And then the religion debate? For the love of BENSON, that's ridiculous... --
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I've been on IRC for the past few hours. A handful of admins agree that infinite is a bit much, but nobody's willing to overturn Famine's ban. --
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921:. I actually created it with you in mind. Do you have some ideas you might want to give me? I'll make sure you get full credit for them. --
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We will miss you at Uncyc. I hope someone unbans you soon. Until then, I'll try to communicate with you using Knowledge.
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give us your extensive library of classics? I want Chrono Trigger! Kid Icarus! Super Metroid! List goes on and on! ^_^ --
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I wasn't around for the signups. I've been banned repeatedly by the corrupt mods, but my current account is 1338h4x. --
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Hey, it's me, from Uncyc. I'm asking for your help because I've been looking at your edits and see your expertise.
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for both of us. In any case, if that's what you really think, you should take it up on my talk page or the dreaded
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Hey, guess what? Kip the Dip got banned, and you got unbanned. Care to make an appearance back at Uncyclopedia?
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Ask Orion to either show one edit summary where I vandalized anything, or to quit making baseless accusations.
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The entire league? Now that's taking a grudge too far. --
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so the non-IRC regulars know about what's going on? --
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1001:YAY! COME BACK NINTENDORULEZ!!! --
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761:(Whoops that was me). --
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