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1201:We shouldn't be able to figure out your opinions
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2661:Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
2338:Drafts are not checked for notability or sanity
978:Organizing disambiguation pages by subject area
483:Eight simple rules for editing our encyclopedia
2358:Extracting the meaning of significant coverage
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558:POV and OR from editors, sources, and fields
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2458:Notability is not a matter of opinion
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338:, the AfD that inspired this essay.
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2022:Don't drink the consensus Kool-Aid
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1730:Two wrongs don't make a right
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2751:BOLD, revert, revert, revert
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1579:We are all Wikipedians here
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1725:There is no common sense
1406:Unopposed AFD discussion
1391:Relisting can be abusive
1266:Avoid repeated arguments
871:Give an article a chance
721:Avoid mission statements
681:Advanced text formatting
676:Advanced article editing
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608:The rules are principles
568:Product, process, policy
418:Articles must be written
127:This page in a nutshell:
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2468:Notability means impact
2002:Don't call things cruft
1977:Don't be the Fun Police
1786:Avoid the word "vandal"
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1600:A thank you never hurts
1371:Liar liar pants on fire
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1206:Write the article first
1181:Gender-neutral language
1153:Writing article content
1143:Writing better articles
1138:Write the article first
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841:Encourage the newcomers
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746:Build content to endure
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2593:What notability is not
2348:Existence ≠ Notability
1957:Don't be inconsiderate
1881:Read before commenting
1866:Mind your own business
1781:Avoid personal remarks
1356:Identifying test edits
701:A navbox on every page
656:100K featured articles
453:Concede lost arguments
448:Competence is required
379:Knowledge (XXG) essays
2986:Pledge of Tranquility
2731:Avoid using wikilinks
2558:Subjective importance
2072:Don't spite your face
1861:Keep it down to earth
1625:Beware of the tigers!
1564:Too long; didn't read
1504:Edit at your own pace
1474:Accepting other users
1241:AfD is not a war zone
588:There is no seniority
528:Neutrality of sources
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131:conflicts of interest
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3152:Quote your own essay
3021:Sausages for tasting
2796:Don't-give-a-fuckism
2766:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
2578:Vanispamcruftisement
2478:Notability sub-pages
2288:Avoid template creep
2248:Essays on notability
2164:There are no oracles
1947:Don't be a WikiBigot
1801:Call a spade a spade
1574:Unblock perspectives
1401:The Heymann Standard
1386:Overzealous deletion
1346:I just don't like it
1083:There is no deadline
948:"Murder of" articles
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648:Article construction
563:Process is important
508:Levels of competence
433:Be a reliable source
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308:vanispamcruftisement
284:Agence France-Presse
236:conflict of interest
2941:No one really cares
2856:Go ahead, vandalize
2618:Two prongs of merit
2563:Third-party sources
2483:Notabilitymandering
2438:No one really cares
2393:Inherent notability
2388:Independent sources
2273:Alternative outlets
2107:Nationalist editing
2077:Don't take the bait
2042:Don't help too much
1967:Don't be prejudiced
1937:Don't be an ostrich
1902:ALPHABETTISPAGHETTI
1635:Deletion as revenge
1610:Advice for hotheads
1431:No Encyclopedic Use
1311:Does deletion help?
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1093:The deadline is now
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968:Nothing is in stone
598:Tendentious editing
513:Levels of consensus
294:can edit". Nobody "
238:(read: VANITY) and
2951:No sorcery threats
2831:Embrace Stop Signs
2711:Assume good wraith
2686:Anti-Wikipedianism
2523:Perennial websites
2513:Other stuff exists
2149:Passive aggression
2112:No angry mastodons
2102:Hate is disruptive
1962:Don't be obnoxious
1927:Don't be a fanatic
1705:Most ideas are bad
1645:Forgive and forget
1454:Essays on civility
1063:Run an edit-a-thon
796:Deprecated sources
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1821:Discussing cruft
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