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inspector sees the chef poisoning the food and Phil
Douglas is fired, and the mental patients successfully escape and form the Mmbabies gang. Jimmy plans to get revenge against the health department and the hospital for Phil, but Phil convinces him that nothing good would come of it and he abandons the plans. Chef Phil is later hired by Sodexter, a food service contractor which services both ICA hospitals, Golden Gate University, and all of the local schools including the private Bullwood Academy (which only recently contracted with Sodexter).
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discover that a gang of students at one of the area schools are engaging in vandalism, and they decide to fight the gang. At first, they think that it is a group of girls at West Golden Gate High, but when they attack them, they learn that it is a gang at South Golden Gate High trying to make it look like the girls at WGGH are responsible. Michael Harris is known to have had two girlfriends during the course of the game. The gang is introduced to Harris' first girlfriend, when defending her against a vandal gang who was
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and a team of FIB-like armed security guards will overwhelm any troublemakers with headshots; if a weapon is so much as pulled out inside the facilities, the person pulling out said weapon will be instantly killed with no chance of escape. There are no wanted stars because "ICA does not call the cops" (quote from the CEO).
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Michael Harris, known as NGGHS-NJROTC is a member of the Arbcom Gang who attends North Golden Gate High School and is also a member of the Naval Junior
Reserve Officers' Training Corp. Harris is originally from Vice City and had moved to Golden Gate right after graduating middle school. He and Jimmy
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Mike Godwin is a member of the Arbcom Gang, a lawyer, and Jimmy's best friend. He helps get Jimmy out of any legal entanglements he gets into along the way. He's also Jimmy's adviser, and he warns Jimmy of any negative consequences of any of Jimmy's plans. He also keeps Jimmy out of trouble with the
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Jimmy Wales is the main protagonist in the game. He founded the
Wikimedia Foundation, and he founded the Arbcom Gang in response some relentless gangs of vandals who had been attacking his Wikimedia Foundation. His ultimate goal is to exterminate his rivals and rid the city of vandals. In his quest,
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Unlike other GTAs, there are children and functioning schools in Grand Theft Jimbo. However, if a child is harmed, the player instantly receives three wanted stars, and if a child or non-vandal teenager is killed, the player receives five wanted stars. Killing juvenile members of vandal gangs gives
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Most of the businesses are run by mobsters. Particularly, Infirmary
Corporation of America is a huge corporation owned by a group of mob bosses, and legend has it they are not to be messed with. Although there are no wanted stars for creating carnage either of the ICA hospitals, alarms will go off
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Phil
Douglas is a member of the Arbcom gang and the executive chef at the Golden Gate Regional Medical Center kitchen. He becomes aware of the plans of some patients of the mental ward to escape and vandalize, and he attempts to derail them by poisoning the patients' food. Unfortunately, a health
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the vandals, and when one of them says "whoa, where did that thing come from?" he sarcastically replies "I got it at the supermarket
Whistle-Dixie back home in Vice City." Later in the game, it is discovered that Harris has broken up with his first girlfriend (although they remain friends) and is
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Although the cities are not accessible in the game, people from nearby
Shallow Ridge and Coconut Beach can be found wandering around in Golden Gate. Namely, students wearing school attire from Shallow Ridge High School (Falcons) and Coconut Beach High School (Indians), including band, football,
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The
RationalWikians - a gang which seeks to expose corrupt conservative politicians and those who promote creationism. Has a bitter rivalry with the Conservapedians, and sometimes works with Arbcom. Is extremely tolerant of and easy on vandals, and they almost never use lethal
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Conservapedians - a gang which seeks to expose corrupt liberal politicians and those who promote evolution science. Has a bitter rivalry with the RationalWikians and works with the Arbcom. Uses extreme measures to eradicate vandals that often affect good-faith
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Knockington's - a big-box supercenter store that sells everything; the company's roots are traced to a small town general store established by Tom Knock that grew to be large department store. Good prices, but no returns. Name is likely a reference to
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Marketplace and Pubix - supermarket chains in Vice City, mentioned sometimes by Michael Harris when he speaks of his hometown. They have websites which are accessible from in-game computers. Likely a references to
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Mother Belle - the local landline telephone company, which also operates a wireless business known as Trickle Mobility; it has retail stores and and switching stations around the city.
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Grove Street Families - The guys who violate the biography of living persons policy by putting stuff about Jimmy that makes Jimmy want to battle them to help save Knowledge.
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Golden Gate Square Mall - a shopping mall with 4 anchor stores, an electronics stores, several clothing stores, a gun store, a drug store, a strip club, and a food court
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Albeit Sons' - a supermarket always in fierce competition with Safety Supermarket and Knockingtons. Excellent Customer service here. Likely a reference to
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Safety Supermarket - a supermarket always in fierce competition with Albeit Sons' and Knockingtons. Likely a reference to
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The Triads - Chinese gang attempting to censor Knowledge, also attempts to bomb the Wikimedia servers
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