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It occurs in Canada, but has historically ranged through
Northeast China. There are also unconfirmed reports of it in Australia, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and the Hawaiian Archipelago.
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A generalist. An indiscriminate eater that will consume anything that remotely resembles food. Fortunately does not actually eat that much.
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Although it has no natural predators, Bloopitybloop is currently threatened by the lack of a lock on the bathroom door.
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