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103:, the condition has been observed in some non-administrators. Although the exact causes are unknown, there is thought to be some correlation towards extensive and prolonged anti-vandalism activity. The mystery is that this disease is not only found in humans, but in all the creatures of the planet (even in things created by humans, the most common cases being cars and refrigerators, although the symptoms found in machines vary significantly from the ones that appear in humans) (except plants (yet)), and the way these things are showing the symptoms of adminitis is yet unknown. Adminitis is being studied by very many scientists (especially doctors) but the results from these studies only confuse the situation. It has been ranked the most dangerous disease in the entire Wikiverse by the Community Health Initiative. 26: 232: 89: 68: 366: 352:
The infectious nature of this illness is unknown at this time. More study needs to be conducted in order to identify transmission mechanisms. No effective containment mechanisms have been identified. So far anti-vandal bots have proved immune to this condition, although as yet there is no convincing
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It is a near-universal truth that sufferers from this illness will reject any diagnosis of the condition by an outside party. With that in mind, it's important for those who have received this diagnosis to conduct a self-test. If more than three of the following apply to you, you may be suffering
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Mortality rates from this illness have not been clearly supported by research. Frequently, what appears to be a wikideath becomes a wikiresurrection in the form of a user who is considerably more circumspect, and often more detached from processes. Some resurrectees have exhibited shortness of
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Observational studies have noted that sufferers will seek the counsel of their Knowledge (XXG) friends, but end up infecting them in the process. Other studies have noted the evolution of a Knowledge (XXG) editor as potentially having a causal role in this illness.
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It is generally advised that when you see anything suffering from adminitis, humans, animals or anything else, call the nearest hospital (for humans and animals), the nearest service center (for items) or the local
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Submitting an RfC with yourself as the party. Note: Can lead to worsening of the infection, if all your friends come out to say what a great person you are. Do NOT tell your friends about the RfC.
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Write some articles. That stuff on the pages with a white background. (You may remember it if you think back to when you started on Knowledge (XXG).)
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would react if he sees (insert your favorite example) à la asking how your mother would feel if she sees you doing (insert your favorite example).
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Treatment varies from case to case. As of 2024, no consensus exists on the best methods for recovery. Some methods that have been used:
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Requires less and less evidence to be convinced of sock puppetry until confidently asserting that all new users are the same person
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It contains the advice or opinions of one or more Knowledge (XXG) contributors and is made to be humorous. This page is not one of
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If the initial condition is not fatal, it may take months for a patient to recover, even if under the care and treatment of the
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temper, but with considerably lower flameout levels. Recurrence is rare, but if it occurs is almost always unrecoverable.
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Sudden spike in use of specific admin tools, or use of admin tools in areas where they haven't been using them before
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even though it's only 2 minutes since the last revision, you may possibly be suffering from adminitis.
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Believes anyone who uses the word 'vote' for 'express a view in a straw poll' should be banned for life
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is a state of mind in which some Wikipedians find themselves at times. Though generally confined to
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Frequently refreshes pages to catch the latest change that (of course) needs to be reverted
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Strict adherence to "Knowledge (XXG) policy" while not using common sense or conversely,
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Stops editing articles, but continuously pontificates about "writing the encyclopedia"
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Originally hailed as the nicest person on the wiki, now reviled as the most hated
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whenever Jimbo's opinions go against them, but couches it in language such as "
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Prevents pages from being edited in encyclopedic fashion for policy reasons
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Strict adherence to ignore all rules, as a strict rule... while not using
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Corollary: If you are speedy, you are certainly suffering from adminitis.
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Has a habit of removing criticism while pretending it's a personal attack
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Taking a wikibreak (short or long depending on severity of the disease)
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They try to remove this essay or any such essay or try to vandalize it.
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And if you buy the above line of thought, you are definitely infected.
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Revokes talk page access in response to any and all unblock requests
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Thinks people are attacking them when they're only trying to be nice
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Wikistress level of a PAS (Post-Adminitis Syndrome sufferer)
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Strongly believes that all users are equal but admins are
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Spends hours writing sarcastic pages about admin behavior
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Spend time editing on wikis where you are not an admin.
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If you accuse the creators of this article of making a
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Believes that they are the only real claimant to the
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Self-denial. "This page cannot possibly apply to me"
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An automobile exhibiting classic signs of adminitis.
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Index

humorous
essay
Knowledge (XXG)'s policies or guidelines
thoroughly vetted by the community
humorous

administrators
building inspector
more equal than others
Assumes bad faith
WP:WOTTA
immediatism
project namespace
they are always right
troll
BOFHness
common sense
barnstar
MPOV

Indulges in biting delicious newcomers
arbcom
Jimbo Wales
Jimbo Wales
Big Brother
benevolent dictator
pages are broken and must be deleted
MfD
WP:POINT

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