340:
1337!), AND BOOPER GRANDSON (YOU MOP FLIPPING BITCHHEAD!). JIMMY NEUTRON BOY SATAN ALSO HAS FRIENDS SUCH AS CARL THE LARD EATER AND SHEEN THE CULT WORSHIPER! THERES CINDY THE HELL VORTEX AND LIBBY THE DEMONIC SECRETARY! THEY GO TO HELL SCHOOL AND THEIR TEACHER, THE ELDER MRS DEVIL TEACHES THEM HOW TO BE NEW BOY SATANS! JIMMY NEUTRON TRIES TO MAKE SATAN TRUE BUT THEN HIS RIVALS (Except for the real Satan) ALWAYS FOIL HIS PLANS AND DO COOLER THINGS BESIDES DOING CRAP AND MAKING A CRAPPY SHOW! ALSO JIMMY NEUTRON HAS A MECHANICHAL CEREBRUS CALLED DRADDOG AND IT EATS JIMMY NEUTRON BOY SATAN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE! BUT IT GOT CANCELED.
1168:
activity in favour of dealing with crises affecting their personal survival. In other words, even when no reward or likely advantage is to be obtained by the performance of "Brown Eyed Girl" or "Mustang Sally" in a bar full of losers, a musician will, nevertheless, perform such composition or other "song" requested by any audience even as his (or her) girlfriend (or boyfriend) is being wooed by the bartender and/or all his/her belongings are being carted off to a disposal site and/or staff of such establishment are telling him/her to "stop now!". (See also, "guitarist" and "singer" and "homeless person".)
598:'consistency', 'honesty', and 'ethics' that hampered previous non-constructed leaders. Actual politics is quite boring and will not satisfy the current generations of television and internet-saturated entertainment consumers. Expecting these consumers to have any working knowledge of history (or even the present) that will allow them to differentiate 'fact' from 'fantasy' is far too much to ask. Anything with a semantic content more sophisticated than
609:' idea. It was considered absurd, irresponsible, and nihilistic -- because it was, and the creators said so themselves. They suspended research in 1941 to work on Radar, and were hired again by HUAC in the early 1950s. Their stunning success was noted in governmental circles and a project was inaugurated to unify the powers of Hollywood and Washington to create a cross-national axis of delusion.
51:
586:). Bexley hall is different. According to noted anarchist thinker Rudolph Rocker, Bexley Hall is an "... oddly prescient example of what the future anarcho-syndicalist living situation should resemble... truly a place where the calcified rotten husk of formalist government has been upended, pulped, and made into rolling papers for the smoking of intoxicating plants."
21:
1773:
2314:
2074:(Note: Ions and isotopes would be possible since what defines an atom is the number of protons, not the number of electrons or neutrons. For example, an atom with infinite numbers and 666 neutrons would still wikipedium. Anyway, any isotope of wikipedium would have an infinitesimal lifespan, because of untestability)
1671:
The Baby
Catapult is an invention of insane genius Maxwell Q. Infantlauncher of Indianapolis, Indiana. It is not meant to launch actual infants; it is meant to launch Cabbage Patch Kids and the sort. The goal is for them to go 100 feet in the air, and 500 feet along the ground. The catapult should be
766:
Hitler did in fact do a lot of good for
Germany before the breakout of WWII, however any thought of that has mostlty been elimiated from history. But just think Autobahn, yes, that unlimited speed highway in Germany where new Mercedes Benzs are tested out, albeit that it was a tool for his blitzkrieg
1175:
Edit: As a well rounded musician I would just like to point out that I am in fact, not homeless, nor have I had my girlfriend (or boyfriend) 'wooed' by the bartender. As well, I would like to point out that the creator of this post is most likely, a failed musician. Sadly, I'm inclined to agree with
857:
It remains to be seen whether any of these phrases will acquire any global meaning at all, but if they do, you will most certainly read about it here first, as
Knowledge (XXG) is the authority on this kind of thing, and is certainly the only encyclopedia in any position to track such absurdity given
772:
As for the "paying prostitutes to shit on him," Hitler did not need to pay prostitutes, he had enough of a cult following of women who were too messed up in the head to care what he wanted them to do. As for the shitting part, it could have very well been what Hitler wanted, but none of those messed
756:
The "loving family man" part is partially a lie. Firstly, Hilter did not marry (Eva Braun) until the day before they, along with their bunker mates, committed suicide. In that sense, Hitler was no "loving family man." On the other hand, rumors have surfaced that Hitler impregnated his niece. In this
2181:
representing cookies as the only viable choice to a group of obviously inferior alternatives. But before the audience has a chance to catch on, Cookie
Monster launches into another round of repetitive chanting, "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!" as young children sing along. Here,
709:
Update - Of course it did. What appears not have appeared to them or the writer of this dismissive summary, is that these cyclical problems with truth and metaphysics, show up that logic should be allowed to die gracefully in a puff of reality. There's more to real life than schoolboy jokes about
439:
The worst kind of cow tipping is on wild cows. Wild cows are hard to find, however are wildly unpredictable. You never know what a wild cow's defenses are. They may spit blood, or even venomous toxins into your eyes in order to disable you. Once disabled, they may try to eat your internal organs.
2151:
starts with C!" He then challenges the audience, "Let's think of other things that starts with C," before quickly replying, "Oh, who cares about the other things?" casually dismissing a whole range of other possibilities as irrelevant. Thus, having ostensibly come for the purpose of covering the
589:
Bexley Hall was first to understand that government by people (or even robots) was inefficient and error prone. People tend to be afflicted with 'principles' and 'morality', they are also subject to 'reality'. Bexley was the first institution to institute a de facto illusory governing construct,
721:
Logical positivism failed primarily on the basis that its fundamental tenets could not themselves be formulated in a way that was clearly consistent. The verifiability criterion did not seem verifiable; but neither was it simply a logical tautology, since it had implications for the practice of
339:
THIS IS THE TRUE DUNSPARCE! SKATE2WIN AND MYSPACE ARE NO MATCH FOR ME! I WILL EAT UP JIMMY NEUTRON BOY SATAN!!! JIMMY NEUTRON BOY SATAN!!! IT IS ABOUT THIS BOY WHO TURNS TO A SATAN AND HIS RIVALS INCLUDE MEWTWO (GO TROUBLE SHOWDOWN!!!), THE REAL SATAN (He's not cool), ROBOT DEVIL (Robot Hell is
1167:
However, musicians, at least insofar as their human manifestations go, can be distinguished from other creatures that create melodic sounds by their insistence on producing such sounds even when there is no clear reason for them to do so and even in the face of compelling reasons to cease such
577:
Bexley Hall has a unique set of governing laws. Many dormitories throughout the United States have meager, impotent governmental bodies operated by either photogenic male sociopath proto-politicians or detail-obsessed sexually-repressed females bent on attaining perfection at the cost of their
1521:
I would need the names & addresses of
Literary Agents who's business is Extra Sensory Perception (ESP) related. Have used ESP all in my life and written a book about. The manuscript is completed and edited by a person who has nine of her books (not ESP related) published. Please send your
597:
amply demonstrates, in this age of mass-media, people do not want and cannot tolerate being ruled by humans. They want to be ruled by myths. Mythological rulers are more appealing, more effective, and ultimately more cost effective for all. They transcend the straightjackets of 'objectivity',
1196:
Edit: I used to think the "sweep it back and let it grow" style was some kind of anti-authoritarian statement by musicians generally compelled to wear formal clothing. It may be that too, but its ubiquity is more likely dictated by being the least expensive way to ignore the growth of hair.
379:. He enjoys playing them, because they aren't that sophisticated, so he doesn't have to be. Of course, no one understands what he's saying when he is acting, because all the actors speak in Humanish language for "authenticity". His favorite character, Yo-Yo Ma, is a parody on his name.
2193:
by the pig
Napoleon, who trained the farm's sheep to bleat, "Four legs good, two legs bad" on his cue. Cookie Monster then adds visual stimulation to his discourse by chomping into a large cookie, concluding his remarks with "Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm" and other chewing sounds.
2537:
2532:
832:
was officially adopted in place of metric system, which no longer carried its weight. This movement captured the imagination of the mass of scientists throughout the world, although the general public remained unmoved, since a body at rest tends to remain at rest (see
2160:
appears designed to entrance listeners, swaying their emotions and making them instinctively want to chant along with him. After rousing the crowd, Cookie
Monster systematically lays out the logical underpinnings of his pro-cookie ideology, comparing cookies to round
658:
seized power and implemented a foreign style delusion-based system of political economy, creating a fantastic narrative where the
President was a drunken buffoon who fired one Prime Minister after another, suspended democracy on multiple occasions by dismissing the
515:. Although this increased the consistency of the site and decreased the number of punctuation and spelling errors, a small and militant minority noticed the decrease in the intellectual diversity of the entries, and went on to form its own splinter group,
367:, who lives in the human universe. Y0-Y0 Ma was born on Availy 32, 123456789, so he is 40 years, 13 months, 5 weeks, and 8 days old as of Verely 0, 987654321. He was born in Culombos of District, Wishongtan, Amerigan Union of Soviet Capitalist Tribes.
448:
If you succeed in tipping a cow only partway, such that only one of its feet is still on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
394:
Dikembe
Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques wa Mutombo akamatonasa kowialata tatabokinoltamosa mutabola si koshkatamogo tagakirioksomotolak makaslkkm otoomanokorumbo sinotaocosama chiwatonakaloso jamalitpundi sajalu mutabaofaka nihow
667:, a short-lived group of politicians who were promising and, based on the absurdity of their premise, capable of seizing power over the world's largest country; until they were upended by the fantastically funny and fanatical
348:
The television theme music was written and performed by the devil. The version of the theme song in the film, while based on Causey's theme, was performed by some hobo they payed with soup cans. Fione hangs out with him too.
530:
for 35 million dollars, making many of its key authors very wealthy, while simultaneously alienating tens of thousands of miscreants, ne'er do wells, and other undesirables (who in fact had provided 90% of its content).
701:
Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic.
1282:
I've been to
Niagara Falls, USA. Trust me, you do not want to admit you live in Niagara Falls, USA. People from Niagara Falls, USA should just say they're from Buffalo. Niagara Falls, USA makes northern Maine look
1184:
is a prime example of male classical artists who adopt the "sweep it back and let it grow" hairdressing technique. Female classical musicians are harder to spot, but can usually be put into one of two categories:
1428:
Sociology is grand! It is the study of social structures like laws and rules and regulations and what we sociologists call. "Mores (pronounced more A's, beloved students)Â :-) and folkways and customs and taboos.
1226:
Alternative rock is the name given to one stone when you're looking at another stone. The term was coined by photographer Edwin Blastocyst when looking at one stone and speaking about another, oddly enough.
2572:
2064:
Its implications in nuclear physics are very important, considering that the product of a nuclear fission of a wikipedium atom would always be two wikipedium atoms, creating matter in an infinite cycle.
1910:'Oh Yeah!'. He has yet to be apprehended, so if you know anything about the whereabouts of this wanted fugitive, please call 1-800-555-KOOL or notify your local authorities, and consider him armed and
2156:
tactic. Several times in his presentation, Cookie Monster emphasizes what appears to be the central thesis of his remarks: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!" The appealing rhythm of this
767:
tactics; it was still a major public works project for a country that was in "water up to its neck" because of the terms of WWI. This is in addition to the various other public works projects.
2644:
160:
In the year 2006 CE the Piephits were discussing the benefits of the pie over other pastry based savoury foods, when they were struck by a joint moment of revelation. This moment, known as
286:
a split in the Church was formed. This stemmed out of the two Piephits inability to agree upon which crust is the greater, and therefore should be saved until last. This formed the famous
126:
found it funny and wrote a 10 page essay on for their psycho dissertation. This report was then presented to the President of the United States, the honorable state of Canada, and all 100
809:
passed a vote to initiate the competition after a bittersweet reunion with the gruff but lovable dwarf who took him in as a child and raised him despite his constant bout with Rickets.
2557:
2562:
1883:
This is simply because 90% of all Coca-Cola isn't organically cultivated. Organic and free-range Coca-Colas are more expensive and generally sold only in natural foods markets.
2567:
1906:
bursts through walls with complete disregard for human life, causing countless thousands of dollars in property damage. He then chuckles and utters his thought-terminating
168:
showed the true meaning of pastry, and consequently life to the Two Great Piephits. From this they jointly established the main underlying tenet of the religion, that of
719:
have still been in the article, but I'm updating this because I keep grabbing random phrases from here and then Ctrl+F-ing into the article and cannot find any matches:
119:
1444:
Sociologists are the Gardeners in the Mind -- the "Ideaculturists" in the Garden if the Human Mind, quite like the horticulturists who deal with other growing things.
2304:
1208:
Edit: I have a joke that can go here...What's the difference between a 10-inch pizza and a musician? The pizza can feed a family. Heard it from my dad the musician...
616:. Through a miracle of public relations firm moxie and animatronic genius, the Reagan-bot broke down the barriers between fantasy and reality in a masculine fashion.
2514:
2509:
2504:
2499:
2494:
2489:
2484:
2479:
2474:
2469:
2464:
2459:
2454:
2449:
2444:
2439:
2434:
2429:
2424:
2419:
2414:
2409:
2603:
2283:
1636:
Did he provide a citation? If not, delete it and ask him to NPOV it. I'm suspicious anyway: a google search on "Paul Morton's weiner" returns zero hits. -
130:
that live there. If one of them found it funny, it therefore qualified for this honor which was bestowed upon the poster on the 31 Junetember, 2056 AD.
2177:
argument that implies his opponents would advocate the superiority of these competitors over cookies. In this sense, Cookie Monster may be proposing a
35:
Either the page is no longer relevant or consensus on its purpose has become unclear. To revive discussion, seek broader input via a forum such as the
2393:
675:
from the United States if elected. Cheap vodka is one thing, but promising frivolous war on a nuclear power is clearly the trump card of balderdash.
205:
being the conversion of another non-believer with a melodic shout of "You love-a the Pie", and the ceremonial handing over of a pie, preferably
2365:
113:
2355:
249:). On entrance to the factory, one must make the traditional cry "Me love-a the Pie". The service mainly consists of the handing out of the
105:
36:
2383:
2360:
109:
1624:
Finally Paul Morton's weiner is huge. All the girls want to suck on it. They want him to fuck their hot pussies untiol they are tired!
1240:
302:, and that no crust is greater than the other: as such they eat whichever crust they please, to the great disgust on the behalf of most
145:
by practitioners of the religion — discussed the greatness, and spiritual meaning that can be found in the humble pie, particularly the
976:
527:
1181:
Edit: Male classical musicians can easily be identified by their eccentric hair and penchant for rimless spectacles. Evgeny Kissin
561:(and note that this piece was given the lie when Knowledge (XXG) was *actually* bought out by Encyclopedia Britannica in 2005... --
2270:
2350:
2324:
2243:
1362:
Each minister gets two pigmey goats to ride to and from the office. They are fed entirely on chocolate and European bitterness.
306:. This instability in the early Church was further compounded by unfounded rumours that the naming of the fundamental aspect of
101:
2634:
722:
science and the empirical truth of other statements. This presented severe problems for the logical consistency of the theory.
663:, and even sent forth tanks to fire on the nation's highest legislative body. An interesting side-note was the creation of the
326:
aspects of the religion grew in size (there has also recently been a definite increase in those believing the renegade view of
1432:
The word, "sociology", in its furthest "Far out!" context, is a real mind-bender because it means the study of all humanity.
1373:
Cygnus — Cygnus, Your GNU Support (though Cygnus says this is a backronym, while opponents maintain Cygnus, Your GNU Sucks)
920:
851:
624:
397:
born June 25, 1966 in Kinshasa, Zaire is a basketball player in the NBA, playing as reserve center for the Houston Rockets.
2588:
1928:
2639:
2329:
2319:
2309:
764:'Hitler also visited Burma which is a country located beside Bangladesh in order to carry out killings of Muslims there'
503:
Weeding was generally thought to be the first indication that Knowledge (XXG) would lose its free form nature and become
885:
820:
The Coalition to Prevent Gratuitous Misuse (CPGM) was organized in 1901 to protest the (then) common misuse of the word
350:
2593:
2388:
893:
213:
until last. The foil casing that the pie arrived in then may be worn as a hat, to show others that the wearer embraces
2152:
letter C in its entirety, Cookie Monster has already focused his agenda exclusively on cookies, employing the classic
2598:
375:
Y0-Y0 Ma is an actor who enjoys playing nonexistent creatures. Of all the beings he had played, his favorite are the
1176:
playing requests, afterall, it is the goal of a musician to entertain not only themselves, but the audience as well.
463:
Someone who hangs out with musicians. Its also someone who carrys around 2 sticks and bangs on large round things;)
1515:
2143:, emphasizing the emotional aspect of public speaking. Cookie Monster builds excitement by answering his opening
2120:
987:
2279:
1237:(Note: I'm not sure Blastocyst was a real person, considering that "blastocyst" is a stage of embryonic growth.)
541:
97:
1844:. They are then sold to people who take them to houses, where they will not be fed or allowed to roam around.
1566:
902:
423:
The most musical of the Insecta, Coleoptera are known for their tight, 4-part harmonizing and catchy melodies.
127:
2375:
1577:
123:
1717:. The systematics of this taxon are most complex, and bemuse anyone but the most committed and knowledgeable
1244:
1748:
1611:
739:
He was not a blood-thirsty murderer. Rather a loving family man. He liked an animals and was kind to them.
314:) was named after a crude, minor expletive. At this point the religion threatened to collapse, and so the
253:, and the silent, meditative consumption of it. Of course this act of worship is substitute to the act of
694:
asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all
1696:
1105:
945:
877:
2222:
1902:
pitcher filled with some kind of anonymous red liquid (Maybe it's drugs, who knows?) that seemingly at
1735:, although one occasionally sees them on the ground due to a frequent brief medical condition known as
776:
664:
72:
28:
20:
631:
when the Russian government realized they could not compete with the sheer entertainment power of the
482:
265:; naturally these are responsible for the majority of conversions, and offer an explanation as to why
2263:
1880:
Who remembers the olden days when coca colas were roaming and running free on branches in the trees?
1534:
1408:
668:
655:
636:
2170:
1057:
613:
318:
set aside their differences temporarily to reassure that this was not the case. After this both the
2144:
1705:
1682:
1665:
1476:
1356:
932:
402:
1156:) is a concrete monster that swallows, burns, and spits back millions of happy European tourists.
1936:
1836:, it stays in packs of 5-23 other cans. Sadly, many packs have been taken into captivity, where
1718:
1619:
1378:
1044:
939:
786:
685:
450:
1736:
1417:
The United States is historically remarkable for being the first nation with obese poor people.
1391:, but mathematicians prefer the latter because the theorems are easier to prove. Shame on them.
1291:-- I don't suggest putting it back into the article, but I can confirm that this is mostly true
639:
was far more successful than the Soviet Union's program of forced, involuntary stupidification.
59:
1557:"You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
1713:
1388:
1367:
1146:
1031:
999:
730:
620:
579:
570:
486:
1637:
1554:"How did you know I went to Harvard?" "I noticed your class ring when you picked your nose."
241:, services are held on the factory floor, usually by the owner of the Factory (naturally all
2296:
1989:
1220:
1051:
1012:
705:
This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
627:. The purposely fantastical and delusional actions of the government caused the fall of the
554:
547:
828:
The movement gained momentum (defined as the vector product of its velocity and mass) when
741:
Anyway, we so often say that a person who shows kindness to animals can't be a bad person.
2256:
2198:
2178:
2153:
2133:
1899:
1871:
1384:
1209:
1038:
1025:
762:
Hitler did in fact, love animals, as his much loved german shepard, Blondi, will tell you.
599:
387:
151:(pronounced "puck-ah") variety. Currently it has believers in countries around the globe.
928:
2293:
2115:
1837:
1198:
1182:
957:
744:
Besides he had done a lot of good for the Germans, at least before the WW2 broke out.
2628:
2187:
2047:
1648:
I think the spelling is wrong. Shouldn't it be "wiener"? Google then reports 13 hits.
1471:, which are both considerably smaller than Wales and not Celtic, as far as we know."
1404:
1396:
1270:
1266:
863:
632:
594:
468:
757:
sense, he was very much so a "loving family man." (I have to mentally laugh here =))
553:
another ed: I would say "the sort of loved and "missed despite our better judgement
201:
as often as he or she likes. It is born out of the notion of conversion, the act of
2036:
1588:
1542:
1276:
I suppose if one was actually from North Tonowonda, it could be important, maybe...
1130:
924:
628:
562:
494:
2125:
2039:
1576:
As far as I know this was necer written in the article. This started as a stub : "
2248:
2190:
2017:
1907:
1627:
1584:
1523:
1464:
1005:
802:
695:
647:
583:
516:
428:
751:(Edit: The "blood-thirsty murderer" part I would not touch with a 10-foot pole.
477:
studies such "hidden", undiscovered and possibly non-existent creatures as the
2183:
2054:
2021:
1948:
1602:
1503:
1411:
1248:
1212:
1201:
779:
405:
2174:
2043:
1861:
1851:
1789:
1483:
1422:
651:
643:
606:
504:
1772:
975:
605:
In the year 1920, Bexley-based political scientists experimented with the '
1825:
itself as the less popular Pepsi or Dr. Pepper. Still, even with its most
2233:
2110:
2050:
2009:
1997:
1993:
1888:
1826:
1822:
1797:
1161:
962:
512:
364:
511:
willing to impose their own intellectual aesthetic on others, much like
225:
before trickling a few drops of this divine Drink of the Gods down his
189:
must complete an act of B'heegery to become a true adult in the eyes of
122:. The criterion for a joke getting on this page is simple: at least one
2140:
2105:
2025:
2005:
1918:
1818:
1500:
1260:
1138:
1082:
1018:
538:
535:
508:
478:
457:
382:
Y0-Y0 Ma currently resides in Los Diablos, Jaba Nacilofria, A.U.S.C.T.
2239:
i know a friend that looks like this I also read Shih-Tzu as shit zoo
1780:
Evidently, there is also glass and a plastic wrapper and now MY JAWS!
635:. The United States' systematic program of voluntary, incentive-based
590:
pre-dating Foucault's deconstructionist theories by some two decades.
2162:
2157:
2148:
2100:
2090:
2001:
1985:
1903:
1895:
1793:
1387:
is a more powerful approach to numerical differential equations than
1322:
1309:
834:
672:
612:
The Bexleyites called this elaborate, highly funded secret operation
481:, what happens when a sock disappears from the washing machine, (cf.
417:
1533:, right? So, why don't you just... man, this joke writes itself! --
845:(edit 2: The electric boogaloo: I think you mean genius, "genius".)
679:
This article was written by Marc Rios, a former resident of Bexley.
298:
believe that this split in belief was an intentional design of the
221:
then must crush the crust of the pie and dissolve it into a can of
2058:
1856:
1841:
1771:
1761:"This article or section does not cite its references or sources."
1492:
1468:
1457:
1331:
1269:
is on the border between Ontario and some unimportant part of the
1065:
949:
906:
523:
376:
1711:
There are several types of bird, all included in the bird family
2166:
2147:, "Now what starts with the letter C?" with the obvious reply, "
2095:
2032:
1932:
1833:
1351:
the next morning i had a hangover - i had better died yesterday
814:
806:
798:
660:
209:. The pie should then be eaten by the converted one, saving the
2252:
1840:
are put tightly around their middles and the cans are put into
2139:
C is for Cookie can be regarded as a case study in persuasive
2013:
1944:
1940:
1732:
1731:) These are the most common bird group. They are found in the
1530:
1191:
b) superficially glamorous but slightly neurotic suburbanites.
45:
15:
1343:
And in Poland they tell this joke about russians ... Oh, well
736:
In any encyclopedia, Hitler should be given a fair judgment.
619:
By 1980 the transfer to a completely fantasy-based system of
840:
this should never have been deleted, it is a work of genius
500:
TRANSMISSION FROM THE YEAR 2007: STANDBY FOR TIME MOVEMENT:
1821:
itself. It may 'accidentally' tip over when frightened, or
829:
654:
to try and compete, but by the end of the decade America's
237:
The normal method of worship is the weekly attendance of a
147:
261:
refuse to worship in this way, and worship solely through
257:, which is often known as "The Pure Worship". Some devout
2228:
I always thought he was an ass. Now I know he's a colon.
1996:. It is interesting, because Wikipedium seems to have an
141:
as a religion, was born when two prophets — known as the
118:
This is a collection of the best jokes and nonsense from
1817:
Yet it is often found and eaten. It does many things to
1288:
Please cite your sources so others can check your work.
1970:
1435:"Sir! You think I can study six BILLION people?" Â :-)
87:
80:
1560:"I know he picks his nose. Feel under the furniture."
1233:
The quote from Edwin Blastocyst needs to be verified.
747:
Oh, and he enjoyed paying prostitutes to shit on him.
602:
is difficult and disturbing for the average American.
2645:
Knowledge (XXG) Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
1301:
high class. We now have a third McDonald's. Almost.
330:), and since then the religion has remained stable.
120:
Knowledge (XXG):Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
27:
This page is currently inactive and is retained for
2581:
2550:
2525:
2402:
2374:
2338:
2291:
2197:Another very amusing addition (11 Jan 2006) to the
1792:is docile until attacked, when it will spray sweet
185:This is the main philosophy of the religion, and a
1691:is the process of identifying birds into classes.
1103:
985:
965:
2186:technique strikingly similar to that employed in
1337:Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday...
546:ed: otherwise known as the much-loved and missed
65:Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.
1877:(EDIT) It doesn't say organic does it edit boy?
710:logic, because there is more to life than logic.
1960:Not according to the writers of "The Simpsons."
58:material that is kept because it is considered
2264:
1447:See a good offshoot? Perhaps help it along?
8:
623:was complete when Ronald Reagan was elected
2573:Knowledge (XXG)'s article on George W. Bush
2558:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Helpdesk Emails
1509:A. Because she couldn't control her pupils.
2563:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Unblock Emails
2399:
2271:
2257:
2249:
1724:A simplified classification tree follows:
842:(edit: I think you mean "genius," genius.)
412:Note: This is not actually his real name.
773:up women talked about it, unfortunately.)
164:, was believed to be the moment when the
114:Knowledge (XXG):Still more Best of BJAODN
1525:. Thanks for anybody's help. Tom Kallai
725:And is also in charge of the sheep dip.
351:Jimmy and Carl riding in a homemade box.
282:and set down the fundamental aspects of
106:Knowledge (XXG):Even more Best of BJAODN
2205:Other Things Starting with the Letter C
2035:"Wikipedium" came from the name of the
1096:
110:Knowledge (XXG):Yet more Best of BJAODN
2568:Wikiality and Other Tripling Elephants
1759:edit: Currently the article is tagged
2165:with one bite out of them and to the
278:Very soon after the Piephits founded
7:
1591:some civil servant decided that the
1330:Wednesday: I went drinking with the
522:By 2005, Knowledge (XXG) had become
2617:denotes upcoming April Fools' event
2604:List of jokes about Knowledge (XXG)
2305:Deleted articles with freaky titles
2201:page was the following subsection:
1829:attempts, its foes still find it.
102:Knowledge (XXG):More Best of BJAODN
1951:of American Broadcasting Company.
1676:edit: I, for one, am disappointed.
1572:A shocking political development.
14:
2053:the element through an extensive
1327:Tuesday: I think I'm going to die
1321:Monday: I went drinking with the
894:The Regis Philbin Christmas Album
1397:United States#Standard of Living
974:
49:
19:
2042:. It was so named, because the
995:
2599:Knowledge (XXG) humor category
2551:Inactive historical references
1800:. It has many foes, such as:
1695:More lunacy: (this is now at
921:Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
852:All your base are belong to us
671:, who threatened to take back
625:President of the United States
1:
2057:and announced the findings a
1516:Knowledge (XXG):Announcements
780:09:15, 21 November 2005 (UTC)
2394:Department of Fun (pre-2004)
2020:. Also, there would only be
1213:01:02, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
1202:14:18, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
1188:a) mousy librarian types; or
1112:
698:statements are meaningless.
1316:From an Englishman's diary:
569:Political Philosophy (from
2661:
1898:of Kool-Aid is a gigantic
1583:BTW do you know that when
1348:The r e a l:) version is:
1129:, a close relative of the
544:--the naked net crusader (
542:Internet Authority Disease
507:by a small knit circle of
406:18:09, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
95:
70:
2612:
2121:Periodic table (extended)
1955:Wouldn't it be ABCNNBCBS?
1874:allows for free-roaming.
1463:"Not to be confused with
1412:09:18, 7 April 2006 (UTC)
1249:05:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
988:Scientific classification
903:Mo Million's, Mo Problems
793:Mildly amusing vandalism:
578:humanity (some examples:
565:22:13, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC))
2538:Great Edit War II (2020)
1776:"There is water on Mars"
1578:Shocking, just shocking!
1567:Voltaic Democratic Union
1486:is wanted by 11 articles
335:Jimmy Nuetron: Boy Satan
273:Conflict Within Th'u~nks
2640:Knowledge (XXG) history
2339:Best of BJAODN editions
1749:Self-referential humour
1727:===Air Birds=== (genus
1657:I would hit on that!...
1605:23:03, 9 Nov 2004 (UTC)
1441:Sociology! SOCIOLOGY!
1403:Hey! I wrote this! See
1127:Amygdalartos benedictus
1114:Amygdalartos benedictus
980:Sample generated image
2635:Inactive project pages
2182:Cookie Monster uses a
1788:In its natural state,
1777:
1672:finished by mid-2004.
797:It is named after the
526:and was bought out by
524:an incorporated entity
2533:Great Edit War (2019)
2173:, in essence using a
1784:Coca-Cola in the Wild
1775:
1697:User:Node_ue/Birdidae
1612:Vandalism in progress
1593:Piles photovoltaĂŻques
1106:Binomial nomenclature
179:
96:Further information:
2315:Stupid article ideas
1597:Piles photoburkinabé
878:It's Time for Regis!
669:Vladimir Zhironovsky
642:Racing to catch up,
223:Holy Red Bull (PBUI)
2325:Unusual place names
2145:rhetorical question
1947:will have become a
1689:Bird classification
1683:Bird classification
1618:Someone vandalised
1477:special:Wantedpages
1357:Politics of Belgium
886:When You're Smiling
858:how fast it grows.
401:Created by:"Mr. B"
272:
227:intergluteal cleft.
133:
56:This page contains
1778:
1620:Single-party state
1595:should be renamed
1379:numerical analysis
946:Frosty the Dopeman
940:Frosty the Snowman
897:(US: #74 UK: 163 )
787:Jules Rimet trophy
692:Logical positivism
686:Logical positivism
316:Two Great Piephits
292:Th'u~nksian Church
191:Th'u~nksian Church
143:Two Great Piephits
2622:
2621:
2589:Department of Fun
2546:
2545:
1927:is a division of
1438:Good Lord! Â :-)
1389:finite difference
1368:Recursive acronym
1147:Malaga (province)
1119:
1118:
1099:
1098:
731:Talk:Adolf Hitler
665:Cheap Vodka Party
621:political economy
580:Kathy Lee-Gifford
571:Bexley Hall (MIT)
487:Loch Ness Monster
269:grew so quickly.
69:
68:
44:
43:
2652:
2400:
2330:Unusual requests
2320:Unusual articles
2310:Lamest edit wars
2273:
2266:
2259:
2250:
1221:Alternative rock
996:
978:
963:
483:Patterson-Gimlin
294:. Some renegade
90:
83:
53:
52:
46:
40:
23:
16:
2660:
2659:
2655:
2654:
2653:
2651:
2650:
2649:
2625:
2624:
2623:
2618:
2608:
2594:Humorous essays
2577:
2542:
2521:
2398:
2389:Rules for Fools
2370:
2334:
2287:
2277:
2247:
2237:
2226:
2223:CristĂłbal ColĂłn
2207:
2199:C Is For Cookie
2188:George Orwell's
2179:false dichotomy
2154:bait and switch
2137:
2134:C is for Cookie
2126:Knowledge (XXG)
2087:
2040:Knowledge (XXG)
1979:
1967:
1922:
1900:anthropomorphic
1892:
1872:organic farming
1786:
1770:
1768:♥Water on Mars♥
1752:
1709:
1686:
1669:
1615:
1570:
1551:
1546:
1535:Stephen Gilbert
1522:suggestions to
1519:
1499:Q. Why was the
1496:
1480:
1461:
1426:
1409:Ta bu shi da yu
1400:
1385:Finite elements
1382:
1371:
1360:
1313:
1297:Northern Maine
1264:
1224:
1165:
1152:The Sun Coast (
1150:
961:
916:
872:
867:
855:
818:
790:
734:
689:
656:PROJECT YELTSIN
637:stupidification
600:People Magazine
593:As the case of
575:
498:
472:
461:
446:
437:
432:
421:
391:
388:Dikembe Mutombo
373:
371:About the actor
358:
346:
337:
275:
234:
193:. After this a
182:
157:
136:
116:
98:WP:Silly things
94:
93:
86:
79:
75:
50:
34:
12:
11:
5:
2658:
2656:
2648:
2647:
2642:
2637:
2627:
2626:
2620:
2619:
2613:
2610:
2609:
2607:
2606:
2601:
2596:
2591:
2585:
2583:
2579:
2578:
2576:
2575:
2570:
2565:
2560:
2554:
2552:
2548:
2547:
2544:
2543:
2541:
2540:
2535:
2529:
2527:
2523:
2522:
2520:
2519:
2512:
2507:
2502:
2497:
2492:
2487:
2482:
2477:
2472:
2467:
2462:
2457:
2452:
2447:
2442:
2437:
2432:
2427:
2422:
2417:
2412:
2406:
2404:
2397:
2396:
2391:
2386:
2380:
2378:
2372:
2371:
2369:
2368:
2363:
2358:
2353:
2348:
2342:
2340:
2336:
2335:
2333:
2332:
2327:
2322:
2317:
2312:
2307:
2301:
2299:
2289:
2288:
2284:Recent changes
2278:
2276:
2275:
2268:
2261:
2253:
2241:
2236:
2230:
2225:
2219:
2218:
2217:
2214:
2211:
2206:
2203:
2171:crescent phase
2136:
2130:
2129:
2128:
2123:
2118:
2116:Periodic table
2113:
2108:
2103:
2098:
2093:
2086:
2083:
2082:
2081:
2080:
2079:
2078:
2077:
2048:encyclopedists
1978:
1975:
1966:
1963:
1921:
1916:
1891:
1885:
1867:
1865:
1864:
1859:
1854:
1815:
1814:
1811:
1808:
1805:
1785:
1782:
1769:
1766:
1765:
1764:
1751:
1745:
1708:
1702:
1701:
1700:
1685:
1679:
1668:
1662:
1661:
1660:
1659:
1658:
1652:
1651:
1650:
1649:
1643:
1642:
1641:
1640:
1631:
1630:
1614:
1608:
1607:
1606:
1600:
1581:
1569:
1563:
1562:
1561:
1558:
1555:
1550:
1547:
1545:
1539:
1538:
1537:
1518:
1512:
1511:
1510:
1507:
1495:
1489:
1488:
1487:
1479:
1473:
1460:
1454:
1425:
1419:
1415:
1414:
1399:
1393:
1381:
1375:
1370:
1364:
1359:
1353:
1346:
1345:
1339:
1338:
1335:
1328:
1325:
1318:
1317:
1312:
1306:
1305:
1304:
1303:
1302:
1286:
1285:
1263:
1257:
1256:
1255:
1254:
1253:
1252:
1251:
1223:
1217:
1171:
1164:
1158:
1149:
1143:
1123:Mandelbrot set
1117:
1116:
1110:
1109:
1101:
1100:
1097:
1095:
1094:
1087:
1078:
1077:
1070:
1061:
1060:
1058:Amygdalartidae
1055:
1048:
1047:
1042:
1035:
1034:
1029:
1022:
1021:
1016:
1009:
1008:
1003:
992:
991:
983:
982:
979:
970:
969:
967:Mandelbrot set
960:
958:Mandelbrot set
954:
953:
952:
942:
936:
915:
912:
911:
910:
898:
889:
881:
871:
868:
866:
860:
854:
848:
817:
811:
789:
783:
740:
733:
727:
688:
682:
614:PROJECT REAGAN
574:
567:
497:
491:
485:film) and the
471:
465:
460:
454:
445:
442:
436:
433:
431:
425:
420:
414:
390:
384:
372:
369:
357:
354:
345:
342:
336:
333:
332:
300:Master Baker's
276:
274:
271:
235:
233:
230:
183:
181:
178:
158:
156:
153:
135:
132:
92:
91:
84:
76:
71:
67:
66:
64:
54:
42:
41:
33:
24:
13:
10:
9:
6:
4:
3:
2:
2657:
2646:
2643:
2641:
2638:
2636:
2633:
2632:
2630:
2616:
2611:
2605:
2602:
2600:
2597:
2595:
2592:
2590:
2587:
2586:
2584:
2580:
2574:
2571:
2569:
2566:
2564:
2561:
2559:
2556:
2555:
2553:
2549:
2539:
2536:
2534:
2531:
2530:
2528:
2524:
2518:
2517:
2513:
2511:
2508:
2506:
2503:
2501:
2498:
2496:
2493:
2491:
2488:
2486:
2483:
2481:
2478:
2476:
2473:
2471:
2468:
2466:
2463:
2461:
2458:
2456:
2453:
2451:
2448:
2446:
2443:
2441:
2438:
2436:
2433:
2431:
2428:
2426:
2423:
2421:
2418:
2416:
2413:
2411:
2408:
2407:
2405:
2401:
2395:
2392:
2390:
2387:
2385:
2382:
2381:
2379:
2377:
2373:
2367:
2364:
2362:
2359:
2357:
2354:
2352:
2349:
2347:
2344:
2343:
2341:
2337:
2331:
2328:
2326:
2323:
2321:
2318:
2316:
2313:
2311:
2308:
2306:
2303:
2302:
2300:
2298:
2295:
2290:
2285:
2281:
2274:
2269:
2267:
2262:
2260:
2255:
2254:
2251:
2246:
2245:
2244:The Next Page
2240:
2235:
2231:
2229:
2224:
2220:
2215:
2212:
2209:
2208:
2204:
2202:
2200:
2195:
2192:
2189:
2185:
2180:
2176:
2172:
2168:
2164:
2159:
2155:
2150:
2146:
2142:
2135:
2131:
2127:
2124:
2122:
2119:
2117:
2114:
2112:
2109:
2107:
2104:
2102:
2099:
2097:
2094:
2092:
2089:
2088:
2084:
2075:
2072:
2071:
2070:
2069:
2068:
2067:
2066:
2062:
2060:
2056:
2052:
2049:
2045:
2041:
2038:
2034:
2029:
2027:
2023:
2019:
2015:
2011:
2007:
2003:
1999:
1995:
1991:
1987:
1983:
1976:
1974:
1972:
1964:
1962:
1961:
1957:
1956:
1952:
1950:
1946:
1942:
1938:
1934:
1930:
1926:
1920:
1917:
1915:
1913:
1909:
1905:
1901:
1897:
1890:
1886:
1884:
1881:
1878:
1875:
1873:
1868:
1863:
1860:
1858:
1855:
1853:
1850:
1849:
1848:
1845:
1843:
1839:
1835:
1830:
1828:
1824:
1820:
1812:
1809:
1806:
1803:
1802:
1801:
1799:
1795:
1791:
1783:
1781:
1774:
1767:
1763:
1762:
1757:
1756:
1755:
1750:
1746:
1744:
1742:
1738:
1734:
1730:
1725:
1722:
1720:
1716:
1715:
1707:
1706:Types of Bird
1703:
1698:
1694:
1693:
1692:
1690:
1684:
1680:
1678:
1677:
1673:
1667:
1666:Baby Catapult
1663:
1656:
1655:
1654:
1653:
1647:
1646:
1645:
1644:
1639:
1635:
1634:
1633:
1632:
1629:
1625:
1621:
1617:
1616:
1613:
1609:
1604:
1601:
1598:
1594:
1590:
1586:
1582:
1579:
1575:
1574:
1573:
1568:
1564:
1559:
1556:
1553:
1552:
1548:
1544:
1540:
1536:
1532:
1528:
1527:
1526:
1524:
1517:
1513:
1508:
1505:
1502:
1498:
1497:
1494:
1490:
1485:
1482:
1481:
1478:
1474:
1472:
1470:
1466:
1459:
1455:
1453:
1451:
1450:Cheers! Â :-)
1448:
1445:
1442:
1439:
1436:
1433:
1430:
1424:
1420:
1418:
1413:
1410:
1406:
1402:
1401:
1398:
1394:
1392:
1390:
1386:
1380:
1376:
1374:
1369:
1365:
1363:
1358:
1354:
1352:
1349:
1344:
1341:
1340:
1336:
1333:
1329:
1326:
1324:
1320:
1319:
1315:
1314:
1311:
1307:
1300:
1296:
1295:
1294:
1293:
1292:
1289:
1284:
1280:
1279:
1278:
1277:
1273:
1272:
1268:
1267:Niagara Falls
1262:
1258:
1250:
1246:
1242:
1241:99.140.189.24
1238:
1235:
1234:
1232:
1231:
1230:
1229:
1228:
1222:
1218:
1216:
1215:
1214:
1211:
1210:Patrick Flynn
1205:
1204:
1203:
1200:
1193:
1192:
1189:
1186:
1183:
1178:
1177:
1172:
1169:
1163:
1159:
1157:
1155:
1154:Costa del Sol
1148:
1144:
1142:
1140:
1136:
1135:A. logisticus
1132:
1128:
1124:
1115:
1111:
1108:
1107:
1102:
1093:
1092:
1088:
1085:
1084:
1080:
1079:
1076:
1075:
1071:
1068:
1067:
1063:
1062:
1059:
1056:
1053:
1050:
1049:
1046:
1043:
1040:
1037:
1036:
1033:
1030:
1027:
1024:
1023:
1020:
1017:
1014:
1011:
1010:
1007:
1004:
1001:
998:
997:
994:
993:
990:
989:
984:
981:
977:
972:
971:
968:
964:
959:
955:
951:
947:
943:
941:
937:
934:
933:you're fired!
930:
929:you're hired!
926:
922:
918:
917:
913:
909:
908:
904:
899:
896:
895:
890:
888:
887:
882:
880:
879:
874:
873:
869:
865:
864:Regis Philbin
861:
859:
853:
849:
847:
846:
843:
838:
836:
831:
827:
823:
816:
812:
810:
808:
804:
800:
795:
794:
788:
784:
782:
781:
778:
774:
769:
768:
763:
759:
758:
753:
752:
748:
745:
742:
737:
732:
728:
726:
723:
720:
716:
712:
711:
706:
703:
699:
697:
693:
687:
683:
681:
680:
676:
674:
670:
666:
662:
657:
653:
649:
645:
640:
638:
634:
633:United States
630:
626:
622:
617:
615:
610:
608:
603:
601:
596:
595:Ronald Reagan
591:
587:
585:
581:
572:
568:
566:
564:
559:
557:
556:
550:
549:
543:
540:
537:
532:
529:
525:
520:
518:
514:
510:
506:
501:
496:
492:
490:
488:
484:
480:
476:
475:Cryptozoology
470:
469:Cryptozoology
466:
464:
459:
455:
453:
452:
443:
441:
434:
430:
426:
424:
419:
415:
413:
410:
409:
407:
404:
398:
396:
389:
385:
383:
380:
378:
370:
368:
366:
362:
355:
353:
352:
343:
341:
334:
331:
329:
325:
321:
317:
313:
309:
305:
301:
297:
293:
290:split in the
289:
285:
281:
270:
268:
264:
260:
256:
252:
248:
245:managers are
244:
240:
231:
229:
228:
224:
220:
216:
212:
208:
204:
200:
197:may complete
196:
192:
188:
177:
175:
171:
167:
163:
162:The Pievation
154:
152:
150:
149:
144:
140:
131:
129:
125:
121:
115:
111:
107:
103:
99:
89:
85:
82:
78:
77:
74:
62:
61:
55:
48:
47:
38:
32:
30:
25:
22:
18:
17:
2614:
2515:
2376:April Fools'
2345:
2280:Silly Things
2242:
2238:
2227:
2196:
2138:
2073:
2063:
2037:encyclopedia
2030:
1981:
1980:
1968:
1959:
1958:
1954:
1953:
1924:
1923:
1911:
1894:The product
1893:
1882:
1879:
1876:
1869:
1866:
1846:
1831:
1816:
1787:
1779:
1760:
1758:
1754:#redirect ]
1753:
1740:
1728:
1726:
1723:
1712:
1710:
1688:
1687:
1675:
1674:
1670:
1623:
1596:
1592:
1589:Burkina Faso
1571:
1543:Nose picking
1529:So you have
1520:
1462:
1452:
1449:
1446:
1443:
1440:
1437:
1434:
1431:
1427:
1416:
1383:
1372:
1361:
1350:
1347:
1342:
1298:
1290:
1287:
1281:
1275:
1274:
1265:
1236:
1225:
1207:
1206:
1195:
1194:
1190:
1187:
1180:
1179:
1174:
1173:
1170:
1166:
1153:
1151:
1134:
1131:logistic map
1126:
1122:
1120:
1113:
1104:
1090:
1089:
1081:
1074:Amygdalartos
1073:
1072:
1064:
986:
973:
966:
948:remix feat.
925:Donald Trump
901:
892:
884:
876:
856:
844:
841:
839:
825:
821:
819:
796:
792:
791:
777:Lonelysoul01
771:
770:
765:
761:
760:
755:
754:
750:
749:
746:
743:
738:
735:
724:
718:
714:
713:
708:
707:
704:
700:
696:metaphysical
691:
690:
678:
677:
646:implemented
641:
629:Soviet Union
618:
611:
604:
592:
588:
576:
560:
552:
545:
533:
528:Westinghouse
521:
502:
499:
495:Larry Sanger
474:
473:
462:
447:
438:
422:
411:
400:
399:
393:
392:
381:
374:
360:
359:
347:
338:
328:Equal Crusts
327:
323:
319:
315:
311:
307:
304:Th'u~nkseers
303:
299:
296:Th'u~nkseers
295:
291:
287:
283:
279:
277:
266:
262:
259:Th'u~nkseers
258:
254:
250:
247:Th'u~nkseers
246:
242:
238:
236:
226:
222:
218:
214:
210:
206:
202:
198:
194:
190:
186:
184:
173:
169:
166:Master Baker
165:
161:
159:
146:
142:
138:
137:
117:
57:
37:village pump
26:
2191:Animal Farm
2169:during its
2012:. Thus, an
1914:dangerous.
1908:catchphrase
1813:Movie-goers
1741:pterostasis
1719:birdologist
1585:Haute-Volta
1465:Jimbo Wales
1283:high-class.
1045:Juliaformes
1006:Mathematica
803:Jules Rimet
648:Perestroika
584:Tracy Flick
555:Sammy Snake
548:Sammy Snake
517:Shittipedia
429:Cow Tipping
288:Upper/Lower
243:Pie Factory
239:Pie Factory
219:Th'u~nkseer
195:Th'u~nkseer
187:Th'u~nkseer
128:bureaucrats
88:WP:BOBJAODN
2629:Categories
2184:propaganda
2055:experiment
2051:discovered
2018:impossible
2000:amount of
1988:occurring
1982:Wikipedium
1977:Wikipedium
1949:subsidiary
1870:Actually,
1847:See Also:
1737:wing cramp
1549:Quotations
1504:cross-eyed
1467:, or with
1091:benedictus
1086::
1069::
927:"Rudolph,
837:'s Laws).
801:president
418:Coleoptera
344:Theme song
176:was born.
124:Wikipedian
31:reference.
29:historical
2384:Main Page
2292:Lists of
2213:Crabcakes
2175:straw man
2044:community
2010:electrons
1986:naturally
1971:this page
1862:Dr Pepper
1852:Coca-Cola
1790:Coca-Cola
1729:Flybirdia
1484:Free will
1423:Sociology
1019:Fractales
931:Blitzen,
652:Glastnost
644:Gorbachev
607:construct
534:See Also
505:moderated
312:B'heegery
284:B'heegery
263:B'heegery
255:B'heegery
215:B'heegery
203:B'heegery
199:B'heegery
180:B'heegery
172:and thus
170:B'heegery
73:Shortcuts
2582:See also
2234:Shih-Tzu
2216:Cucumber
2111:Electron
2085:See also
2024:kind of
2006:neutrons
1998:infinite
1889:Kool-Aid
1827:creative
1823:disguise
1807:Children
1798:predator
1714:Birdidae
1162:Musician
1032:Iteratae
824:to mean
513:Slashdot
509:fascists
408:boxbrown
403:Boxbrown
365:Yo-Yo Ma
361:Y0-Y0 Ma
356:Y0-Y0 Ma
308:Th'u~nks
280:Th'u~nks
267:Th'u~nks
174:Th'u~nks
139:Th'u~nks
134:Th'u~nks
60:humorous
2141:oratory
2106:Neutron
2061:later.
2026:isotope
2002:protons
1990:element
1925:CNNBCBS
1919:CNNBCBS
1832:In the
1819:protect
1810:Parents
1796:on the
1628:ÉÍREman
1587:became
1501:teacher
1261:Ontario
1139:fractal
1137:) is a
1083:Species
1000:Kingdom
923:(feat.
914:Singles
805:who in
563:Baylink
539:elitism
536:fascism
479:bigfoot
458:Drummer
395:chichaw
251:Piehost
232:Worship
155:Origins
2615:Italic
2526:Events
2361:Fourth
2351:Second
2297:things
2210:Carrot
2163:donuts
2158:slogan
2149:Cookie
2101:Proton
2091:Matter
2008:, and
1943:, and
1904:random
1896:mascot
1794:liquid
1469:whales
1310:Poland
1052:Family
1013:Phylum
944:2006:
938:2005:
919:2005:
905:feat.
900:2008:
891:2005:
883:2004:
875:1968:
870:Albums
835:Newton
822:weight
673:Alaska
444:Tip #2
435:Tip #1
377:humans
363:plays
217:. The
112:, and
81:WP:BOB
2403:Years
2366:Fifth
2356:Third
2346:First
2294:silly
2232:From
2221:From
2132:From
2059:month
1994:space
1984:is a
1931:. By
1887:From
1857:Pepsi
1842:boxes
1838:rings
1804:Teens
1747:From
1704:From
1681:From
1664:From
1622:with
1610:From
1603:Ericd
1565:From
1541:From
1514:From
1493:Pupil
1491:From
1475:From
1458:Wales
1456:From
1421:From
1395:From
1377:From
1366:From
1355:From
1334:again
1332:Poles
1323:Poles
1308:From
1259:From
1219:From
1160:From
1145:From
1066:Genus
1039:Order
1026:Class
956:From
907:Jay Z
862:From
850:From
826:mass.
813:From
785:From
729:From
717:might
715:This
684:From
493:From
467:From
456:From
451:David
427:From
416:From
386:From
324:Lower
320:Upper
211:crust
207:Pukka
148:pukka
2516:2025
2510:2024
2505:2023
2500:2022
2495:2021
2490:2020
2485:2019
2480:2018
2475:2017
2470:2016
2465:2015
2460:2014
2455:2013
2450:2012
2445:2011
2440:2010
2435:2009
2430:2008
2425:2007
2420:2006
2415:2005
2410:2004
2167:moon
2096:Atom
2033:name
2031:The
1969:See
1965:Todo
1933:2010
1912:very
1834:wild
1245:talk
1199:Milo
1121:The
815:CPGM
807:1929
799:FIFA
661:Duma
650:and
322:and
2046:of
2022:one
2016:is
2014:ion
1992:in
1945:CBS
1941:NBC
1937:CNN
1929:ABC
1739:or
1733:air
1638:º¡º
1531:ESP
1271:USA
950:NWA
551:) (
2631::
2076:--
2028:.
2004:,
1973:.
1939:,
1935:,
1743:.
1721:.
1580:".
1407:-
1405:K5
1299:is
1247:)
1239:--
1141:.
1133:,
830:SI
775:--
582:,
558:)
519:.
489:.
108:,
104:,
100:,
63:.
2286:)
2282:(
2272:e
2265:t
2258:v
1699:)
1626:-
1599:?
1506:?
1243:(
1125:(
1054::
1041::
1028::
1015::
1002::
935:"
573:)
310:(
39:.
Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Additional terms may apply.