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There are a number of running gags through this supposed history of the twentieth century, which are not immediately apparent. One is the existence of a piece of farmyard equipment called 'The Chicken Raper'. Another is that every major celebrity trial, from
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quoted in the latter story as saying "we owe a great debt to George Bailey for pulling Harry out of the ice when he was 9" and saying George was declared 4-F because of his ear. Eventually, in the 1980s, George Bailey is indicted as part of the
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A more subtle satire is the rise of a (fictional) company called Global Tetrahedron, which first appears as a small business in the first decade of the century and gradually grows into a multinational behemoth. On April 25, 2024,
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had been continuously in print since before 1900. The publication of the book is in itself a parody of other end of the century retrospectives that had been published in 1999, notably
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heralds the market as "invincible" and urges readers to "put everything they have into the stock market". In similar fashion, an issue that precedes one announcing the outbreak of
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Articles on major historical events are often preceded by ironic articles criticizing the irresponsibility that led to such events: For example, an issue dated a week before the
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Publisher Emeritus, T. Herman Zweibel, writes frequent editorials, growing more and more erratic until he's removed from power by the board of directors in the 1950s.
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launch, "Soviets Ahead in Dog-Killing Race" about the flight of experimental animals, and finally "Holy Shit, Man Walks on Fucking Moon", a recreation of the
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weekly-newspaper format of dryly satirizing current events, features mocked-up newspaper front pages from the entire 20th century, presented as though
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The space race is repeatedly covered, including such articles as "Bleeping Two-Foot Tin Ball Threatens Free World" about the
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states "Women Finally Allowed to Participate in Meaningless Fiction of Democracy." The article on the beginning of
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Smaller stories in the book satirize social and pop-cultural trends of their respective eras, such as the faux-
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The book satirizes many common beliefs, trends, and perceptions. For instance, in response to the
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and gimmicks that abound in the top and bottom corners of the pages. For example, from the 1920s:
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Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source
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appearing sleeveless in a film, and culminating in "Hippies Celebrate Fuck Summer '67".
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Since the book was written before the year 2000, its prediction for that year satirized
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Article titles from 1905 and from 2000 both read 'Arabs, Jews Forge New Age of Peace.'
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are also used as stories, such as the Bedford Falls High School class drowning in a "
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is "WA- (headline continued on page 2)," with "WA-" in especially large print.
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in order to "make the world safe for corporate oligarchy." The article on the
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and published by Three Rivers Press in 1999. The chief editor of the book was
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An audio version of the book was produced by Scott Dikkers and adapted by
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throughout the same time period and covering many of the same subjects.
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landing, complete with a radio transcript filled with profanity.
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
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best-seller shortly after its publication on April 1, 1999.
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life. First, Nixon is arrested for his connection to the
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to a newly created firm also named Global Tetrahedron.
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and religious prophecies, including "Christian Right
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Three consecutive pages show a fictionalized end to
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Thurber Prize for American Humor
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978-0609804612
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53288090
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